Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Guys with iPhones



We all know an iPhone guy. He may or may not be a lil' bit handsome. May or may not have tons of money, BUT they THINK they are cooler than everyone else. Super fresh, always on top of what is new and hot in the game. Super chill.

"I gotta tell ya the iPhone will change your life."

"Oh don't look that up, we can here on my iPhone."

"Did you know my iphone can take my temperature AND tell you what you had for breakfast?" *smug look* I had Eggs Benedict with my double venti mocha.

First of all lets get one thing right, the iPhone commercials are misleading. 1, you cannot have all those damn applications on one phone, it'd lose battery power in a heart beat. 2, its SO not as fast as the commercials say. 3, They've blown up in peoples hands! And I'm an apple fan myself, I love my iBook G4, but I'm not gettin that damn iPhone. But that's besides the point, I found the point today on Twitter, when I clicked a link. The point is that The iPhone guy is a very particular guy, so very particular there is a website designed for the camera phone pictures of these iPhone guys. What are the pictures of you ask? The iPhone guys themselves, of course. DUH.



That was refreshing, But lets be honest. Ladies, when a man sends you a camera phone pic, you've got about a 95% chance its a dick pic. Men like their penis and are proud to show it, the only problem with this is when it happens unsolicited. IDK bout you, but I've been surprised by a dick in the inbox before, and it wasn't pleasant lol. Woke up in the morning and BAM! There's a penis. There's a thin line between ugly and pretty for dicks too. But that's another story...

NEKKID PEEN!
(It was posted, but it was a lil' too raw lol so you can click it if you wish)

But here's where it gets gross. Embarrassingly gross. I don't know who told them the following pictures were good ideas. But I'm embarrassed for them.

UNACCEPTABLE PEEN!

Uhh....There aren't even any more words after that.
guyswithiphones.com...YOU'E BEEN WARNED.

8 tastes:

serenity. said...

sick

Mimilainna said...

@serenity mhmm

emimonster said...

omg! i actually let out a snort/chuckle when i saw those gross a$$ pics... im embarrassed for them too. thats nasty.

xppinkx said...

LMFAOOOOOOOOO SOOO HARD MY DICK HURTS!!!

you know i spent more time looking at the busted dick licken peen then the nicely hard 5 ft penises...does that make me a creep............YUP
girl where do you get your material!!! swear to lord this is my new fav blog....

ACE BOON COON BIATCH!

Te Te said...

OMG those fags r OOC. Those unacceptable 1's are jus a mess. but it is some good pics on there doe... eww but that little peen is just hilarious!!!

Te Te said...

hot blog too... I'm followimg... follow me at fabuloushoodchick.blogspot.com ..... I wud love to hear sum of ur feedback to sum of my posts....hope to hear from u soon!!

TheDailey said...

lmaoooo this is out of control. those seems seem a bit..uhh "metro" so not my thing : /

viagra online said...

Of course the iPhone guy are really handsome!!!!I love them, always when they on top. Ohh, my god. I am agree with you. they are super chill!!!!