Tuesday, December 29, 2009
at 11:34 PM
Monday, December 28, 2009
Karma is indeed a bitch.
I used to date a Brett. He sure as shit wasn't God.
at 1:20 AM
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Your grandpa was lovin' it.
at 3:08 PM
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
at 8:19 PM
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
at 1:46 PM
Sunday, December 20, 2009
As I was discussing with some of my girls over Twitter today, the hottest Lindsay has ever looked was when she was in Mean Girls. I'm just not diggin her all emaciated and blonde, but I do love these photos. Cause since when is an nudity, disco balls, and an orgy in a hotel room not sexy?
at 1:14 AM
Thursday, December 17, 2009
There are tons of worthless quasi-celebs out there. No real talent or purpose other than for our entertainment. And I'm okay with that. If we didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to make fun of their sex tapes, fake marriages, and general staged photo -ops.
But on the list of Celebs who "Are Famous for Jack Shit", Nicole Richie is by far my favorite. I'm not gonna front like I didn't have this hair cut. Where those pics are, I'll never know but it was bomb. And don't act like y'all didn't watch the simple life.
I almost wanted to go blonde for a minute. Almost. I've considered it a few times, but I dunno if I'm pale enough to pull that shit off. And for that kudos again, Nicole. Plus she totally lost it when she went off the drugs. Any bitch who flashes on the runway is alright with me.
at 9:30 PM
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
And you can't tell em nuttin. Their in their own little world. The Guidettes want a BIG DADDY Guido Stud and all the Guidos want is a Guidette Princess of their own. Then they can make lil Guid-babies so the cycle can continue. Except sometimes it don't work like that.
1. FAKE N BAKE BABYYYYYYY- If you're not 4x darker than your original skintone, you're doing it wrong
2. ITS ALL ABOUT THE "BRONZ-AH". Take Bronzah.Apply to apples of cheek heavily. Apply all over. You betta be glowin.
3. COLORED CONTACTS - Only trill bitches can rock a blue/green eye.
4. THA POOF! Use your Bump-It. Hollywood style.
5. LEMME SEE YOUR SPIDER BABIES - Dark liner and 5 coats of Mascara.
6. PUCKER UP - SOOOO Important. Concealer. Apply on lips. Layer with "Glawwss".
Juicy Couture, A|X, Blinging Cell Phones, Killa Shades, Ed Hardy, Benny Benassi,UGGS with Skirts, Body Glitter and Ho Heels.
LOVE YO GIRLS
If you're not making out with your girlfriends, what kinda friend are you? Its like against the rules of feminism. Pucker up and give that broad a wet one. There's only benefits, you don't even have to reapply your lipstick. WIN.
at 10:42 AM
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
at 11:59 PM