Taste Of A Poison Paradise

Hey Boys

2011-06-22T01:43:00.000-04:00

I'm moving this blog to tumblr!

2011-06-19T21:17:00.001-04:00

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Sexy Sunday XLIII

2011-06-19T14:04:00.001-04:00

Jay Byars

If I walk away from you, this is why...

2011-06-19T13:26:00.001-04:00

Confession. I have a thing for brothers.

2011-06-08T06:16:00.002-04:00

Okay… this is probably really weird and probably doesn’t even make sense, but…I have a thing for brothers. Like if someone has a reallllly hot brother, it’s so much more appealing than if they were just hot on their own. Like…the difference between meeting a hot guy at random versus meeting my friend’s sexy brother. It’s like…this extra boost of bangable-ness. Like PHWOAR. I don’t really know why. And then if it’s like…two hot brothers. I die. And then maybe like…flirting with both of the two sexy brothers. UNF.

And don't let them be twins....UNF.

Drummers hit harder. Guitarists finger faster. Bassists do it deeper. Singers do it louder.

2011-06-07T17:50:00.001-04:00

Don't I?

2011-06-07T10:56:00.001-04:00

Sexy Sunday XLII

2011-06-06T21:53:00.001-04:00

I wonder if those cabinets are from IKEA...

Sexy Sunday XLI

2011-05-30T10:33:00.002-04:00

When men make cookies...

SO.....

2011-04-13T23:13:00.001-04:00

Hey...I suck.

Sexy Sunday XL

2011-02-06T12:29:00.003-05:00

Happy Superbowl!

Sexy Sunday XXXIX

2011-01-30T15:06:00.000-05:00

Oiled up.

Wax Your Kooka, Bitch!

2011-01-21T22:00:00.007-05:00

When it comes to grooming, there are few things I hate more than bush. I know it's all anti-feminist and shit and against the whole I Am Every Woman, Hear Me Roar. That's good for you, but I don't wanna hear the roar through your epic mane of pubic hair. I know some guys don't care, I know some do. Quite frankly if they're at the point where they're privy just to see your bush or lack they're of, they're happy campers. But for me, I give a damn about my presentation okay?

I love bikini waxing.It just feels better. There is nothing like walking out of the spa with a fresh wax. You can feel everything, it's like a walking orgasm. If you don't feel like the sexiest thing strolling out of there, something is wrong with you. You feel sexier. You do. Just knowing you got your shit together under your skivvies makes you want to show the world. You can wear the skimpiest panties flawlessly. It just looks good. Plus it eliminates the threat of pubic floss. It isn't fun. It just isn't. Half of you are messing around with little boys who are just looking for every excuse not to eat the cat. Why give those bitches a reason not to? But those boys are silly and should be dismissed. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The boys better be shaved, waxed, or trimmed if you want me to be a happy campter. It's only polite to show you the same courtesy. Plus just look at these panties. You owe it to yourself and your kooka.

You want this to be you. Not the fact your one night mouth fuck has a girlfriend. But you want your nana to be easy access for whatever should so happen, whether it's a light fondling or some tonguing. I myself am partial to the Brazilian. Take it all baby. And my god, do they get it all. They'll have you in positions you could have sworn you and your bae tried last week, "Put my leg where? I think this is the wheelbarrow, ma'am."

Fellas, don't think you're off the hook. Like I said, it will be a cold day in hell before I even attempt fellash if you're rolling like Chewbacca. Take a look at this man right here. Look at that shit. What a gentleman. This is a photo of a guy who get's laid often. He is about his shit.

Obviously, we can't always shell out the duckets for steady waxing appointments and sometimes waxing isn't for everyone. Whatever the reason, there is no excuse not to keep your pubes in shape, I need for you to make nice with the Schick Quattro Trim Style. It is quick, you can do it at home in the shower, and you can get really low and close to the skin. A freshly trimmed snatch is always pleasant and a great default between waxing. Try a low cut Ceaser and keep it moving till your next appointment. Then you can vajazzle that shit till the sun comes home.

Sexy Sunday XXXVIII

2011-01-16T12:45:00.001-05:00

Sometimes you just can't wait.

Georgia RAWalty | Sheneka

2010-12-26T13:51:00.001-05:00

Sheneka Adams

Blog
Twitter

Name?

Sheneka

PC or MAC?

Come on now....MAC ALL THE WAY!

Single or Taken?

I'm single and ready to mingle....naw I think I'm taken?

What do you do for fun?

I read...and play video games....I know it sounds lame but that's what I like to do...I'm a girly girl/tomboy.

What is your hottest feature?

My breasts....I get asked all the time are the fake and NOOOO their not!

Every man should have_______.

Everyman should have a big d*** and a big bank account.....don't have either one...NEXT! But foreal though I everyman should have a strong mind and a big ego.

What is sexy to you?

Nice FEET!

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Shoes, Oil, an extra overnight bad, condoms, a stick, and a towel?

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

To watch animal porn!

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I have no make-up, no weave, and no finger nails. Natural is always beautiful.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Nope.

Lights on or off?

On baby!!!

If you could do one thing in the world with no repercussions, what would it be?

Walk around naked. I have a free soul and a free spirit. I love the feeling of being free without the weight of the world looking down on me judging me for who I am...I hate that....so NAKED I will be!

Sexy Sunday XXXVII

2010-12-26T11:53:00.001-05:00

THE SIMON/ALISHA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Can we just talk about the cinematography of this scene? Beautiful. The lighting, the colors. The perfect song choice (Spanish Sahara by Foals) It was so sexy, I swear I went from 6 to midnight and burst into flames. Him taking her panties off. The eating out and kissing. His lilly white ass was just *fans self* unf. And I LOVED the conversation after.

Sexy Sunday XXXVI

2010-12-12T15:27:00.002-05:00

Wow, Sir.
Just wow.

Bang, Boot, or Marry Vol. V

2010-12-06T21:30:00.006-05:00

My Choices:

Bang: Robert
Boot: Nathan
Marry: Iwan

Hmm, so I'd marry Iwan because...have you seen him? That porcelain skin and gray eyes are right up my alley. Plus he's super adorable and that smile is ace. He seems like he'd be that faithful hubby who goes to get your tampons for you, play outside with the kids, but can still lay it down in the bedroom.

I'd bang Robert cause he's tall as hell. I've always been sexually attracted to the tall ones and despite how his character acts on Misfits, I think he'd be an exceptional shag.

So that leaves giving Nathan the boot. Sorry, babe. His body is nice and he is super handsome in that photo though.

What are your choices and reasons why?

This week's Husband - Iwan Rheon

Sexy Sunday XXXV

2010-11-28T14:46:00.003-05:00

Suck & Blow.

Sexy Sunday XXXIV

2010-11-22T20:43:00.002-05:00

Sexy Sunday on a Monday. My Blog, My rules. Mwah.

Missing Each Other.

2010-11-16T11:45:00.004-05:00

Since I missed Sexy Sunday, here are 7 little pieces of hotness to get you through the week.

Sexy Sunday XXXIII

2010-11-07T14:40:00.002-05:00

Starving.

Virginia RAWalty | Tatiana

2010-10-18T20:19:00.009-04:00

Tatiana/Inkmychina

Blog
Facebook

Name?

My name is Tatiana, I'm mostly known by china. But those close to me call me Ty.

PC or MAC?

Definitely Mac lols.

Single or Taken?

I'm single and by choice. I have too many goals in my life and I'm way to young to be held down.

What do you do for fun?

I have 3 obsessions: blogging, taking pictures, & smoking weed while jammin. Lol that's my fun!

What is your hottest feature?

I think my hottest feature would have to be my septum, I wear it a lot different from others because my ring is thick and gold. So when people see me, I'm not just another pretty face, but a unique one.

Every girl should have_______.

Every girl should have piercings.

What is sexy to you?

Sexy to me is the rugged look. I'm not into the pretty face. I'd rather the time of my life then a romantic night, and if you can do that for me, that's pretty dam sexy.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

I keep clothes and heels in my trunk lols.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

The naughtiest thing I've ever done was go to church high (god forgive me) as for sexually, well that's my dirty little secret ;D

When do you feel your sexiest?

I feel my sexiest in a thong and heels ;)

Any funny or cute names for your favorite body parts?

Well I call my vjayjay "yani", either then or I use the basic words lol.

Guiltiest pleasure?

My guiltiest pleasure is most deff getting my yani licked, can't live without it!

What's on your iPod right now?

J Cole, Kid Cudi, Wiz Khalifa, Passion Pit, Charles Hamilton, Drake, and Travis Mccoy.

Lights on or off?

Lights on, no doubt!

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I would be a radio host, I'm so opinionated, and I have so much to say, the fact that I can't sing or rap, I would like to get my words out in another form!

Sexy Sunday XXXII

2010-10-10T00:34:00.004-04:00

I can't...even...breathe right now. This is everything. I always knew. I've ever wanted. Forever.
UNF.

Sexy Sunday XXXI

2010-09-12T13:30:00.002-04:00

Bad habits are hard to break.
But it can be done.

Sexy Sunday XXX

2010-08-29T18:07:00.001-04:00

Voyeuristic.

Sexy Sunday XXIX

2010-08-22T17:02:00.001-04:00

Hello, boys.

Sexy Sunday XXVIII

2010-08-15T23:50:00.002-04:00

Beautiful.

Sexy Sunday XXVII

2010-08-08T13:38:00.002-04:00

Unf.

California RAWalty | Jenny

2010-07-26T07:00:00.002-04:00

Jenny
Blog

Name?
Jenny Cox

Age?
I'm 21 today!

Dayjob?

I blog throughout my entire day. I also like to get inspiration from fashion & makeup, because I want to eventually get hired by Bobbi Brown & work as a makeup artist for them. I love beauty & materialistic things, but you will find I love animals, people, places, & to have a good time.

PC or MAC?

PC, I have a Sony Vaio which i absolutely adore. I love my computer entirely & mac is just a trend in my eyes. Sure it looks cool, but i like what i know.

Single or Taken?

I am definitely single, currently looking, & sex... yes please.

What do you do for fun?

What I do for fun... In the past, party party party, but i am trying to change my ways & move forward with my life. I love shopping, tanning, & doing things for instant gratification. Honestly who doesn't, but i just have a bigger problem doing those sort of things than most. I also enjoy horseback riding, photography, & graphic design. =)

What's on your iPod right now?

Sierra Leone by Mt. Eden

What is your hottest feature?

I believe my hottest feature is my eyes.

Every girl should have_______.

a best friend they can tell absolutely anything to.

What is sexy to you?

Sexy to me is confidence & being put together. If you aren't confident & you always come off insecure, no one will find you much of anything. Also if you outwardly look like you are confident in the way you dress & the way you express yourself, anyone will want to be around you because they want that for themselves. Everyone is insecure about something, you just can't let your weaknesses show, leave that for you closest friends & family to see because if they love you they will always help you through it no matter what side they see.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Perfume, rolling papers, a pen, insurance, CD's, iPod jack, & lighters... that's about it. Everything else i carry in my purse.

Naughtiest thing you've ever done?

Hmmm, too many to list, but when I was with my now ex, I frequently would give him road head, haha.

When do you feel your sexiest?

I feel my sexiest when I am thin & made up.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

I have never named any of my body parts, lol.

Guiltiest Pleasure?

Redtube & Mexican food.

Lights on or off?
Lights dimmed, if I think I know what you are referring to. I can be self-conscious at times, unless I've been drinking & then i honestly could give a fuck.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

If I could do anything without getting into any trouble, hmm, damn that's hard Mimi! Idk, probably fuck with one of those guards outside of the Queen's Palace, like pants them or some shit. I have a thing against authority.... always have.

Sexy Sunday XXVI

2010-07-25T01:25:00.004-04:00

I don't think words can express how much I love this photograph. It's the sexiest thing I've seen in a long time. Who is this? Is his face hot too? I want to know him.

In the biblical sense.

Inception. Best Movie of Life.

2010-07-24T14:27:00.002-04:00

I can't even begin to express how much I loved Inception. It was completely my type of movie. I thought nothing would ever beat out The Prestige on that front, but I was wrong. I wish I could talk about it without giving everything away. But this is one movie where you want to go in knowing the least you can. Trust me, it's worth it.

Massachusetts RAWalty | XPPINKX

2010-07-19T09:08:00.004-04:00

Pam

Blog
Twitter

Name?

xppinkx aka pussyxpink

PC or MAC?

PC soon to be MAC...I want a mac cuz the video makes me look better...hahaha.

Single or Taken?

On a ball and chain for 5 years!!!

What do you do for fun?

Watch porn...terrorize my frenchie...then terrorize my boyfriend...spark a j and watch porn then eat a ham sammy....the list is endless on what i like to do...it all involves terrorizing and porn...catch my drift.

What is your hottest feature?

My new found milky C's.

Every girl should have_______.

A gun that doubles as a dildo...if you hate the dude next to you blast his brains but finish yourself off right....

What is sexy to you?

A girl that has confidence and swag and brains...without being a total stuck up cunt.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Real talk: i just cleaned my trunk out this weekend...but i kept a bat, baby wipes, hooker stilts, and doggie poo bags.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Stole a credit card and bought a ton of shit....hahahah that was sooo long ago...but if you say you use porn as your naughtiest thing...you're lame...porn is like CNN to me.

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I have a nice tight dress on and may hair done right...I work the night.

What's on your iPod right now?

Trina, Robin Thicke, Etta james, The Killers, Lady Gaga, The Pixies, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Muse, The Walkman, Ludacris, Camron, Pet Shop Boys, NIN, Depeche Mode, Peaches, Sade, Mandalay, Goldfrapp, Felix the Housecat, M.I.A, The Roots, Santigold, Groove Armada, Cold War Kids, Britney Spears , NKOTB, Little Boots, Rent, Miss Saigon , Olive, Guns & Roses, Metallica, ICP, Boa, 1 tym....the list goes on forever...I have everything but country...hate that hick shit!!!!

Lights on or off?

ON if I'm watching myself....OFF if I watch him...hahaha....no I kid...I like the lights on, but on the softest setting...visuals are key.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Kill my EX!

Sexy Sunday XXV

2010-07-18T02:21:00.002-04:00

Mmm, I find it so sexy when you can see the veins in a man's hands and arms. It just looks like pure strength.

"I've been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off."

2010-07-17T16:50:00.005-04:00

I suck. Apparently. I know I've been gone ages. Distracted by so many things. But I miss my blog. I really do. Maybe a lil pick me up makeover is in accord. Maybe. We'll see. Anyway, I'm back babes.

Sexy Sunday XXV

2010-07-11T15:01:00.001-04:00

Sexy Sunday XXIV

2010-07-04T18:31:00.008-04:00

Sprinkles anyone?

Tearin' Up Your Heart

2010-06-03T01:06:00.005-04:00

Yes. This is actually Lance Bass, former member of boy band N*Sync. Lance got together with famous photographer Mike Ruiz to give us some serious face and a goth attitude. If Mad Men went rock for an episode, this would totally be featured. I could hardly believe it. I kinda wanna do this makeup on myself. I personally love the look and could barely tell it was Lance at all. He kinda looks hot. Minus the lipstick.
Mike posted the photos on his Facebook account today, when any Hi-Res photos are available, I'll let you know.

This one made me realize it was him though, that profile is a dead giveaway.

That hair and outfit is sexy. Damn Lance. I know you're gay and everything, but I'd hit it with you looking like that.

Okay though but seriously. Why is Mike Ruiz fine?

Lance. I totally would have had a teenage fan girl crush on you had you looked like this before realizing that you were gay and sticking to my one true love Justin Timberlake. I'm just saying I woulda noticed you.

This peaked my interest so I found a few more shots that Lance and Mike have done together. The first is my fave. Enjoy!

Reminds me of this makeup look.

B.o.B. Presents: The Adventures of Bobby Ray

2010-04-22T14:24:00.002-04:00

I got my hands on an early copy of B.o.B's album, The Adventures of Bobby Ray, and I must say it's amazing! I'm really into all the songs, but so far my favorites are 5th Dimension, Letters from Vietnam, and Airplanes of course. I decided to share it all with you. I know, I know, I rock. Jam to them now, but you should deff still purchase the album. I know I am, I think he's one of the better rappers out today.

Tracklisting

1. "Don't Let Me Fall"

2. "Nothin' on You" (featuring Bruno Mars)

3. "Past My Shades" (featuring Lupe Fiasco)

4. "Airplanes" (featuring Hayley Williams of Paramore)

5. "Bet I" (featuring T.I. and Playboy Tre)

6. "Ghost in the Machine"

7. "The Kids" (featuring Janelle Monae)

8. "Magic" (featuring Rivers Cuomo of Weezer)

9. "Fame"

10. "Lovelier Than You"

11. "5th Dimension" (featuring Ricco Barrino)

12. "Airplanes, Part II" (featuring Eminem and Hayley Williams of Paramore)

Bonus Tracks

13. "Higher"

14. "Satellite"

15. "Yesterday"(Live)

iTunes Bonus tracks

16. "Letters From Vietnam"

Zip includes all songs and album artwork. [Download. 85.1 MB]

Run Away to Paris and Change Your Name

2010-04-22T12:02:00.001-04:00

Wildfox came out with some new designs from their line last winter and they're photospread is insanely cute. Not only are the clothes really great but they give you some fun suggestions to do when you're looking to have a good time. Cause who doesn't need to get into a little mischief every now and again? ;)

Shop Wildfox.

Girl Crush: Carmen Solomons

2010-04-06T23:58:00.003-04:00

I love her! It's decided. She's so gorgeous!!

Her name is Carmen Solomons and she is from Cape To wn, South Africa. Naturally green eyes and chestnut hair. Clearly mixed. Most likely black and white.

My friend said this:

Idk, I see it a little? I think its cause of our skintone, lips, and freckles. Either way, I still love her.

Florida RAWalty | Kimbyr

2010-03-16T22:25:00.013-04:00

Kimbyr

Kimbyr
Twitter

I love your name!

My name is Kimbyr Leigha, I usually just go by Kimbyr, but not Kim or Kimmie unless either I really like you...:) Or you're family. My Mom named me, she was a hippie. My siblings and I all have unique names and I thank her for that! People hate on my name sometimes but I LOVE it!!

Age?

People always think I'm around 21 or 22 but I'm actually 27 :) keeping my face out of the sun, wearing SPF 45 everyday and working out regularly does a body good!!

Dayjob?

I'm currently in my last year of Law School so most of my day involves keeping my nose in a book. But my passion is singing, my sister and I are singers in the band Diamond Decolletage, so when I'm not studying I'm writing music-- you can check us out DiamondDecolletage.com our First EP will be released sometime this month!! I also do some modeling and acting to pay the bills, in fact a sexy image of me is being featured on a shirt from TITS Brand in a month or so- www.twointheshirt.com I wanna see guys and girls with me on their chests:) so please buy one! I'm also filming a feature length film right now as well!

PC or MAC?

Haha well, I used to be a PC but once you go MAC ya don't go back!!! I'm definitely a MacBook Pro with a hot pink cover.

Single or Taken?

I've only had four boyfriends my entire life and I've been taken by a hot Italian guy for almost 6 years! And he's 5 years younger than me :) We met in the music store in the mall and have been together ever since! However, I love making new friends so don't let my status make you shy away!

What do you do for fun?

I am a TV show addict!! So in my spare time you will find me curled up on the couch with my two dogs, watching all my DVR'd shows! Bones, Lost, Dollhouse, Gossip Girl, etc. I really Love anything that gets my heart pumping and blood rushing through my veins! I like action!

What is your hottest feature?

Well it depends on who you ask, I think my hottest feature is my personality because without it I'm just someone to look at, I also love my legs... They're not skinny, they're strong and muscular and I think that's hot! Guys usually say my eyes and my boobies:) and girls tell me they like my eyes, and my skin.

Every girl should have_______.

Every girl should have CONFIDENCE!! No matter what! There will always be someone hotter, smarter or richer than you, but no one can ever be YOU, and there will also always be someone who is not as wonderful as you are so be confident, it's the sexiest thing you can have in your arsenal!!

What is sexy to you?

Sexy is confidence without being cocky. Sexy isn't a look it's an attitude. You don't have to be perfect to be sexy, I think flaws are sexy, they show character and can tell a story about someone without them saying a word.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Haha!! A lot!! Usually a few extra pairs of shoes (in case a heel breaks or my feet start hurting), a few bottles of water, wet wipes, magazines, a couple jackets, etc. I'm really prepared, I've learned from experience that anything can happen... So I plan ahead :) it's funny how often those items come in handy!

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Hmmm define naughty... Well the typical response would be "to look at porn" but who hasn't done that right? I've done naughtier things online, but I rather leave it to your imagination, I'm a woman of mystery, let your imagination run wild!

When do you feel your sexiest?

I feel my sexiest when I feel my healthiest, after I get done working out, sweating and getting my heart pumping I feel I can conquer anything!

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Actually no, but if anyone has any suggestions please do tell:) I could name them now, my boobies could be called my "Hypnotizing Headlights" but I am still in bed writing this so I am at a loss with creativity :))

Lights on or off?

Well I like the lights dimmed but definitely not off!! I really don't want to end up "in the dark" on what I'm grabbing but having the lights totally on and super bright seems like a supermarket and I can't hang with that even if there is a "piece of meat" in front of me :)

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Definitely robbing a bank!! Not only does it look crazy fun but come on, who doesn't need some extra cash?!? Or a few million :) I also love the thrill of a chase so I'd like to barely get away but somehow lose the cops and end up in a hotel somewhere counting the cash on the bed and ordering room service!

You can find out more about me at the following sites:
Myspace
DiamondDecolletage.com
Facebook

And In a month or so you can buy my shirt online at ShopTits.com

Sexy Sunday XXIII

2010-03-02T20:18:00.003-05:00

I totally flaked on this week's Sexy Sunday. I will make it up to you. Now.

Washington RAWalty | Kurt

2010-02-24T13:21:00.008-05:00

Kurt Weber, Poison RAWaltyBlogger | Webber Strength
Kurt Weber

PC or MAC?

My PC is currently broken... I'm switching to MAC!

Single or Taken?

Delightfully taken

What do you do for fun?

I love the beach, BBQ's, working out (it's not a good day until you sweat!), watching movies (comedies are the best!), and road trips to Vegas!

What is your hottest feature?

Haha, well my girlfriend has quite a few favorites, but I'd say I'm most proud of my Master's Degree... but my eyes take a close second, because I have nobody to thank but my parents for those!

Every man should have_______.

a BBQ!

What is sexy to you?

Girls that are comfortable in their own skin, confident and spontaneous, yet silly and independent. To me nothing is sexier than a positive outlook on life, and it doesn't hurt to be able to rock a nice pair of Jimmy Choos

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Plenty of workout attire.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

easy....Porn. Luckily I didn't have the Internet when I was a teenager, or else I probably would have never left my room!

When do you feel your sexiest?

After a good workout!

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Not currently!

Lights on or off?

On, DEFINITELY on.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I'd have to say sail around the world for a year!

Sexy Sunday XXII

2010-02-21T13:05:00.004-05:00

In The Throes.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

2010-02-16T14:01:00.005-05:00

Youtube has been killin me this week. Check out these 2 videos my sister sent me.

MM the man your man could be like. Homie is fine and this commercial is hilarious!

This boy amazes me. I LOVE strings. You have to check out his other stuff. I know you're loving the way he is Smizing at the camera. So Sultry lol

Contest Winner!!

2010-02-15T11:36:00.004-05:00

You guys may notice I put 75 when I only got 67 entries. Well I said that re-blogging this would be greatly appreciated so for the 8 who made a post about my entry, I gave you another shot. So without further ado, the winner...

#25 is.....
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J-EZZY!!

Congratulations mama! You are the winner of a brand new 22" hot pink whip, a pack of dirty dice, and a jar of flavored vanilla body powder. I myself have some flavored body powder and it is definitely useful and tasty!

Contact me asap, lady. I wanna give a big thank you to everyone who participated. I love doing contests and such so it means a lot when I get people to participate in it. I know that many people don't comment, but I'm glad you're reading! So keep it up!

Sexy Sunday XXI

2010-02-14T16:31:00.001-05:00

Happy Valentine's Day!

If You're Single On V-Day...

2010-02-09T03:33:00.002-05:00

Don't know what you're doing for the festivities of Valentine's Day? Some of these surefire tips will get you through the day. If you're taken go here.

1. Cruise for man candy. Self Explanatory.

2. Pamper Yourself. Who cares if you don't have a special someone. You should always look good for yourself. Get that new Chanel gloss....or all 9 in the collection. Who deserves to look and feel good? You do.

3. Gifts for self. Who else is going to shower you with gifts, if not yourself? Of course its better when you don't have to purchase them yourself, but hello, who doesn't want that whole walk-around-the-mall-with-tons-of-bags-i-just-bought scenario?

4. Don't be afraid to be silly. There's no Judgy McJudgerson around to think you're being immature and no Uptight BF to impress with your general sexiness or turn off with your lack thereof. Have fun, play around, and just enjoy life. If that includes taking your animals to the local grocery store, so be it.

5. Wash your car all sexy like. Let those bastards know what they are missing. Make them pay and regret having a hot lil thing like you by their side. Go that extra mile and squeeze a water-loaded sponge all over you. Oh yea, I went there.

6. Trashy lingerie. It's basically proven when you wear sexy underwear even under clothes you feel so much better.

7. Create an alternate persona. Personally, I go by the name Anastasia Beaverhausen when I'm going undercover or wish to go under a different alias. Why not be Natasha London for a night. Natasha only drinks top shelf and then she runs out on the bill. Drink what you want, do what you want. When you're over it, ditch her and any unmentionables you don't wanna own up to.

8. Party. Lets face it, you can't party like this when you're tied down. Nuff said.

9. Do something you always wanted to do. Whether its a tattoo, a change of hair color, or a nipple piercing, take the risk. Make a change. It could be one of the best things you've ever done.

10. Spend time with your girls. Wild out. No one knows how to have a better time than a bunch of your home girls. The mischief you can get into knows no bounds.

Errr...just don't wind up on Hollywood Boulevard...

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If You're Taken On V-Day...

2010-02-09T03:28:00.001-05:00

Don't know what you're doing for the festivities of Valentine's Day with your boo? Some of these surefire tips will get you through the day. If you're single go here.

1. Play Games. Let the mood take you wherever it will. "You get the answer right, you get a chocolate. You get it wrong...oh you just wait and see..." The couple who plays together, stays together.

2. Make It Last. Don't let anyone steal your happiness. Their situation may be different, but don't let that affect you and your boo. Make the most out of the time you have and it can go pretty far.

3. Shower Together. Nothing says love like a shower-hawk....and post-lather fellatio.

4. Sleep Together. Yes, actual sleep. Sleep In. Nap together. Its really comforting, bonding, and enjoyable.

5. Get Rough. I'm not saying you're vanilla, but it can never hurt to try a lil sumpthin' sumpthin' more raunchy. She likes it, so will you.

6. Leave The Bedroom Every So Often. I'm not even the outdoorsy type, but sometimes there's nothing better than heading out with your significant other.

7. Do Mundane Ass Shit. Cause when you're with the one you love, even the simplest things like walking in the mall can be meaningful.

8. Role Play. Get into it.

9. Take Snapshots Of Your Time Together. Cause who doesn't want proof of how sexy you guys were together? Video montage anyone? FYI, there's a thin line between a video montage and a homemade porno.

10. HAVE RIDICULOUSLY GREAT SEX!

Just don't wind up like them...he'd be in SO much trouble.

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Sexy Sunday XX

2010-02-07T00:00:00.002-05:00

Blue Collar Sexy.

You Sloppy Bitch!

2010-02-03T15:59:00.012-05:00

When you're in the heart of Atlanta at Georgia State University, you see some interesting things. I'm not quite talking about the bums who curse you out if you don't have a ciggie. My bff Charleigh and I would always go sit in the campus Starbucks before our next classes or to eat our lunch. And I guarantee, everyday we saw the same phenomenon. Girls coming in in damn near pajamas, iPods in ears, face shielding sunglasses (designer of course), huge bags (ditto), with Uggs or rain boots. You know the type, they spend 2.5 hours doing their makeup, but then "simply don't have to time" to get dressed or do their hair. And we have dubbed them,
Sloppy Bitches.

First I will address the most crucial element of the Sloppy Bitch.

The Sloppy Bitch Bun

This is crucial and essential to being a true Sloppy Bitch. It is known by many names Messy Bun, CinnaBun, Sloppy Updo, Whale Spout, etc... It is the very essence of Sloppybitchism if you will. You see it and just want to say, "This is not a hairstyle! Why you think this is an acceptable way of stepping out of the house is beyond me. Dressing it up with jewelry and designer swag does not cancel the sloppiness of your ensemble, bitch!" But despite these outbursts, the Sloppy Bitch Bun is alive and thriving, sometimes even becoming its own entity and star of the show.

How to make a Sloppy Bitch Bun:
1. Don't wash your hair for a few days. The dirtier the better.
2. Don't comb it either.
3. Grab all of hair and pull it through a ponytail holder at the top of scalp.
4. Pull it through again, but only halfway this time.
5. Adjust tendrils accordingly.
6. Headband optional.

Worst Transgressor of the Sloppy Bitch Bun:

Our Poor Britney Spears. We over here at camp Taste Of A Poison Paradise love our Le Brit. But even we can't save her from herself.

Other Examples:

The Sloppy Bitch loves to accessorize. The best thing in a sloppy bitches arsenal is an engagement ring. Who wants to marry the sloppy bitch, we don't know, but we do know that the mating ritual is to give her at least a 3 carat ring. It is the perfect show piece to complete her ensemble, this is almost as important as the sloppy bitch bun.

If a diamond engagement ring has not presented itself, the next best thing, diamond studs, will do. So long as they are flashy and can clearly be seen through the messy tendrils of the sloppy bitch bun. Usually faux diamonds are necessary to create the effect.

In closing, the Sloppy Bitch is a skittish creature. They're abundant in their natural habitat, but they are quite skittish and do get freaked easily by things such as coordinating outfits, people who require no caffeine, and flat irons. Mind you, while the Sloppy Bitch is lots of fun to observe, it is totally unacceptable to mimic her dressing style. Do not "go native" and get too involved with observing for academic or scientific purposes and become part of the culture. In short, and in laymen's terms, laugh at these sloppy bitches, just don't become a sloppy bitch yourself.

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Sexy Sunday XIX

2010-01-31T00:00:00.002-05:00

Her body is So. Sick.
Loves it.

Team Edward.

2010-01-29T21:56:00.004-05:00

The only Team Edward I'm on.

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Perfect

2010-01-28T22:44:00.001-05:00

I'd sure be trying too.

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Dear Mimi

2010-01-26T20:33:00.011-05:00

How do you handle being in an interracial relationship publicly?
Well I've been in an interracial relationship for 4 years and before that none of my other boyfriends have ever been the same race as me. It really shouldn't be a big deal but for some people it is. Race has never really bothered me because my family is Creole and we have so many different shades and colors between all of us.

I used to get so much flack for it though. I remember when I was in high school, this guy asked me out. I just wasn't interested in him. He then went off on me about how I was racist. My teacher actually had to stop class and we had a debate on the situation. Who you wish to date is just personal preference. I personally like all guys from skinny white guys like Adam Brody, beefcake caramel men like Vin diesel, to sexy deep chocolate Morris Chestnut. ~~And underage Hispanic jailbait like Taylor Lautner.~~ Just cause I like white guys too doesn’t mean I don't like any other guy or that I'm racist. Hell, if Tyrese walked up to me right now that would be a wrap. Sorry boyfriend.

You won’t only get flack from your own race. I cannot even tell you how many times white girls have come up to me saying stuff like I shouldn’t be with my man and that he should be with them instead. Well guess what? It’s been 4 years and he hasn't gone anywhere. This goes for all races. Love doesn’t see color and just cause you’re part of one race doesn't mean you have to feel limited to dating and befriending only them.

Basically, you just have to do you. As long as you're secure in your relationship that is all that matters. If someone doesn't like it I really don't care. As you can probably tell, I have no issue with saying who is attractive to me. I'll go on and on about it and rub it in their faces. If they don't like it they don't have to associate with me. If that’s not your style, all you can do is ignore them and live your life because its YOUR life. Then it will just rub salt in their wounds when they see that you’re happy and they’re not.

Arizona RAWalty | The Fresh Fiends

2010-01-24T22:10:00.005-05:00

the fresh fiends
Twitter | TheFreshFiends
Website| The Fresh Fiends

Mimi: Age?

Shew: 27
Lady La.: Old enough to know what good music still sounds like & young enough to appreciate Crime Mob.
Miss Summer: Forever 21

Mimi: Dayjob?

Shew: I'm a FIEND 24/7
Lady La.: Professional FIEND, Part Time Sunn Dunn & Radio Personality.
Miss Summer: Full time FIEND.

Mimi: PC or MAC?

Shew: I'm a PC. I love my HP mini, it's super cute!
Lady La.: Pissed off Mac Owner.
Miss Summer: MAC simply because of the design. I know NOTHING about the technical differences between the two.

Mimi: Single or Taken?

Shew: I'm engaged to my boyfriend of 10 years.
Lady La.: Professionally Single.
Miss Summer: Boo'ed up.

Mimi: What's on your iPod right now?

Shew: Far East Movement - "Fly Like a G6"
Lady La.:Wu Tang - Magical Mystery Chambers
Miss Summer: The Rolling Stones/Black Crowes/Jay-Z

Mimi: What do you do for fun?

Shew: Dinners with my girlfriends are my favorite getaway
Lady La.: Paint. Travel to foreign countries. & throw shit away.
Miss Summer: On occasion, the girls and I will go to a nice dinner. Besides that I just stay at home, in bed. A LOT (WINK WINK).

Mimi: What is your hottest feature?

Shew: I like my clavicle.
Lady La.: My eyes. My face tells a lot, my eyes tell nothing.
Miss Summer: Some say it's my arms. But I kinda like my flat chest, it's pretty unassuming.

Mimi: Every girl should have_______.

Shew: A classic red nail polish.
Lady La.: a secret.
Miss Summer: Plan B. The birth control AND the literal term. An escape route, I should say.

Mimi: What is sexy to you?

Shew: Someone who can make you laugh. Oh and a nice smile :)
Lady La.: The Rock. Dwayne Johnson. ps! I'm Team Jacob.
Miss Summer: Quick wit.

Mimi: What do you keep in your car trunk?

Shew: To be honest, it's empty. I'm a tad OCD and I clean my car out daily.
Lady La.: bullets & a yoga mat.
Miss Summer: Clothes mostly. And this tool that rips up tile that could easily be used as a weapon.

Mimi: Guiltiest pleasure?
Shew: My favorite online guilty pleasure is theboobs. It's quite naughty and I'm not ashamed to say I'm a frequent lurker.
Lady La.: I used it to buy a mannequin.
Miss Summer:Stalking...oops I meant RESEARCHING.

Mimi: When do you feel your sexiest?
Shew: Fresh out the shower, lotion applied, and under the sheets.
Lady La.: naked.
Miss Summer: After my 3rd Jack and Coke.

Mimi: Any names for your favorite body parts?

Shew: lol no.
Lady La.: ...
Miss Summer: An ex called my private part, "Martha". WEIRD but true.

Mimi: Lights on or off?

Shew: Lights off and candles please ;)
Lady La.: ON.
Miss Summer: Both. There's just something sexy about complete darkness. Maybe it's the fantasy of anonymity?

Mimi: If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Shew: Steal from the rich and give to the poor.
Lady La.: tell people how I REALLY feel.
Miss Summer: Shoplift at Patricia Field.

Sexy Sunday XVIII

2010-01-24T00:00:00.001-05:00

200th Follower Giveaway!

2010-01-20T16:36:00.008-05:00

Rules:
1. You must be a follower of my blog, Taste Of A Poison Paradise. You are able to follow with Aim, Twitter or even just a Gmail account. You don't have to have a blog to follow.

2. Comment this entry saying "Mimilainna".

And that's it.

Promoting the contest is not required, but it is VERY appreciated! =)
**Hint Hint**

This giveaway will close on Sunday, February, 14th. Valentine's Day.
The winner will be announced the next day.

Hardcore Shakespeare

2010-01-20T14:16:00.004-05:00

Ink to paper is thoughtful
Ink to flesh, hard-core.
If Shakespeare were a tattooist
We'd appreciate body art more.
~Carrie Latet

Georgia RAWalty | Corey

2010-01-19T23:53:00.013-05:00

corey reese

Twitter | Corey Reese
Corey Reese

PC or MAC?

I use PC but everyone claims mac is so better, but have yet to show me lol.

Single or Taken?

I'm actually dating a wonderful, loving, beautiful, lovely young lady.

What do you do for fun?

I'm a real home body, but love spending time with the family, going out to eat, playing pool, and watching CSI Miami on A&E.

What is your hottest feature?

Abs. Never knew the effect great abs had on women lol.

Every girl should have_______.

A vision. If you don't have one, it's easy to get caught up doing things that's not important. Having vision allows you to keep your goals in perspective and continue to reach for the top. Grinding every day, making the most out of every situation.

What is sexy to you?

I love a hot independent woman. Someone that know what she wants and making things happen for herself. I'm also a sucker for heels, summer dresses, and a nice shape!!

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Most of my photography equipment, camera, lights etc.

When do you feel your sexiest?
I would have to say when I'm working being creative. When I pick up the camera and shooting my models, I'm in another world zoned out. I'm been told, nothing like a hot photographer at work!

Lights on or off?

That really doesn't matter to me. It's been times in the middle of the day when things got heated. You see everything, every motion, every curve, every bite of the lip etc lol.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Get one of my loved ones out of the Justice system.

It's Hot Now, But In 50 years...

2010-01-19T00:50:00.006-05:00

It will still be badass.

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Georgia RAWalty | Brook

2010-01-18T00:00:00.003-05:00

brook lynn carter

Blog| Absolute Brook

PC or MAC?

PC. Macs are for aesthetics.

Single or Taken?

On the record, I'm single.

What do you do for fun?

Eat. It's a comfort thing.

What is your hottest feature?

My hips. They're forty something inches.

Every girl should have_______.

Sex. Treat yourself. :o)

What is sexy to you?

Smarts. Teach me something.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Paper towels, a spare tire, and a spare pair of stripper shoes.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Porn. I watch it sometimes. It's a form of current events for me.

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I'm drunk.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

No, I don't favor pet names.

Lights on or off?

Not off, I like a dim light. Enough light to see what's going on, but not SO much light that it feels like we're sexing on aisle 5 in Wal-mart.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I'd be a stripper. All over again. The only real negative gravitational pull..is the judgment.

Sexy Sunday XVII

2010-01-17T00:00:00.004-05:00

Classy. Ladies.

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Jersey Shore: Elementary Edition

2010-01-15T23:05:00.003-05:00

OMG you guys could it get any better!...Or worse? I don't know, but whoever thought of this is a certified GENIUS. These baby guidos and guidettes are perfection. Baby Ronnie and his juicebox. Mini JWOWWW - ready to cut a chick over a snack pack. Baby Snooks and her white hair clip! You guys I'm dying. Ronnie and Paulie D JR. is my fave.

"It's important to hit the gym hard everyday. C'mon, bro. One more, bro!"

"HAM!"

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Life Goal #1

2010-01-14T18:57:00.005-05:00

Someday, I'll have that exact same outfit.

California RAWalty | Eugene

2010-01-13T20:54:00.012-05:00

Facebook| Eugene

PC or MAC?

Mac

Single or Taken?

Recently single; girls don't know what they have.

What do you do for fun?

I love hiking, snowboarding, playing volleyball, camping trips, beach days, flirting in the bar and sex.

What is your hottest feature?

I've been told it's my smile and second the way i fit my shirts.

Every man should have_______.

muscles!

What is sexy to you?

A woman who's in shape, sex legs, beautiful ass, gorgeous smile, with goals and doesn't know she's sexy.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

A longboard...You never know.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Porn. Gotta relieve some stress sometimes.

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I'm in uniform out in town, girls love sailors.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Don't have any.

Lights on or off?

Always on but dim, with mirrors. I love watching.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Have a different girlfriend for each day of the week.

Play On Playa, But You Ain't Playin Me

2010-01-12T20:35:00.003-05:00

Last night i had a dream I was dating Steven Straight. But he was Steven playing the role of Warren Peace from Sky High. I was about to leave for vacation and I went to go see him at the local Sonic. I brought him a going away present, said I'd miss him, and asked if he missed me. He said, "Nah, you know I'mma player babe." I said ok took my shit, hopped out the car and left.

I woke up shocked as hell, because not only has that not happened to me, it NEVER WOULD happen to me. I don't go see men and I do not give them presents. But more importantly, I have never been into or hung up on a man who wasn't into me. Ever, I'm just not hardwired that way, baby. I will never hound a man, call his ass up all the time. If I'm slightly interested and you're not, I forget you and move a long.

Ladies. Come on now. There are few things I can't stand more that seeing a Desperate Debbie. I'm not gonna get into the whole "you're worth better, be classy" shit. Cause some of you aren't. But you can at least ACT like you are. Chivalry ain't dead, but many women worthy of it are. I mean DAMN, don't you ever let me see you bringing a nigga anything. Don't be throwin' your pussy into any guys face, either. Especially one that isn't into you. That's what gets me, I don't get that shit at all. You don't even like me and you think we're gonna BONE. Get the fuck outta here.

You give a man the chance to fuck, he will always fuck. 10 times out of 10. 100% of the time. Every day. Anywhere. He will fuck whatever lets him fuck. You're interchangeable, honey. He doesn't care who you are. So long as you let him smash.

I know I know, you really like that dude, you think fuckin is gonna get you somewhere. Nope. The rules of dating are as follows. One must not like the other party more than the other party likes them. Each party must move with synchronization.

You have to slowly match each other till you reach the middle and then once you're both head over heels for each other, its all good. If you don't, this is what happens.

Girls, you'll be all hung up and sprung and be trying to do everything but wipe this dudes ass for a little attention. But to the guy you're only good for three things. Sex. Food. Place to Stay. You're already giving him everything he wants. Why should he take the time and get to know you? And once you're there, the harder it'll be for them to ever look at you different. Once a pushover always a pushover.

Dudes, don't think I'm not talking to you too. They always say nice guys finish last because nice guys don't make moves. The fact is no one likes someone all over them from jump. You give off that crazy stalker vibe.

Men, girls will use you for your money and use you to make the men they're really interested in jealous. Girls are players too. Keep that in mind. Here are some closing words from out guest editor, Erica.

Over and Out

Sexy Sunday XVI

2010-01-10T00:00:00.003-05:00

Buns Of Steel.

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Bang, Boot, or Marry Vol. IV

2010-01-06T21:50:00.003-05:00

My Choices:

Bang: Pauly D
Boot: Mike
Marry: Ronnie

Aight so, I'd marry Ronnie since he seems to be the only one capable enough and willing tohave a relationship. Plus I dig his size. I could marry a bone crusher. Pauly D...ehh...Bang only cause I wanna see that piercing he has. It takes a bold man to get a Prince Albert piercing. And lastly, ~~Squidward~~ Mike. The situation just does not get it for me, one he was being a lil beyotch when Sammi chose someone else, two his head is wayyyy to small for his body.

What are your choices and reasons why?

Poison RAWalty | Est. 2010

2010-01-05T00:20:00.009-05:00

Raw. Royalty. RAWalty.

The ridiculously attractive. The high society of hot. Pure and simple sexy. Some people look so good they have to be recognized. And I think I'm the perfect one to do it. What can I say, I love the sexy.

So what is this, you may ask? Mimilainna is on the hunt. Prowling and sifting through the rubble of the interwebs and finding delicious people by state. Let's see just which state has the most gorgeous people. There may be more people from one state than others. Maybe all the good lookin' ones are hard to find and I lookin' in all the wrong places. Contrary to popular belief, I am not all seeing, I'm gonna miss someone. That's where you come in. You wanna rep your state? You wanna see whose got the best of the best? Keep in mind there is more than one type of sexy out there, people. Know a hottie? Nominate them. There's a handy little form right over there *points left to the sidebar* Nominate Your State. You don't want to be the reason Wyoming isn't up here, right?
Didn't think so.

Model Mayhem| Justin Barringer

Day Job?

I’ve actually been employed at Abercrombie & Fitch since I was 18. It’s a very fun job because of the people you get work with, plus it’s very easy to transfer to another store in whichever city I’m living in for modeling.

PC or MAC?

TV :) .. haha nah, I’d have to say PC, considering that’s what I own. Maybe if I had a MAC I’d like it better, but I have a PC.

Single or Taken?

Single. I’m not against the thought of being taken, but I’m only in one place for a few months at a time, so it really wouldn’t be fair to either person if I actually dated someone.

What is your hottest feature?

Eh, good question. I get a lot of compliments on different features and it gets old after awhile, so I would have to say my personality. I’m very laid back and outgoing at the same time, always looking at the brighter side of things and picking with people. My personality seems to compliment all of my physical attributes.

What do you do for fun?

Many things. My sister and I are very close and we usually do a lot of things together. We rent a lot of movies, play video games, draw things, listen to music, and make each other laugh. I used to race motocross before I started modeling and that was so much fun, but since I had to stop doing that I’ve picked up snowboarding, long boarding, and anything else that briefly get’s my adrenalin going haha...

Every man should have_______.

A strong faith, a drive to be successful, and the gumption to pursue the woman he wants.

What is sexy to you?

It’s extremely sexy to me when a girl is out somewhere with no makeup on, wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, and has a look of confidence about her because she knows she’s sexy anytime, anywhere, and under any circumstance.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Space, haha.. I don’t usually keep anything in my trunk unless I’m traveling. Everything I keep in my car stays up in front within reaching distance. Those things would be pens, paper, cd’s, tag body spray, glasses, condoms, gum, and maybe a blanket. I don’t always intend on using the condoms just because they are there, but as they say, “it’s better to have a condom and not need it, then need one and not have it”. Oh, I also keep a big Crocodile Dundee knife in my car just in case someone tries to mug me lol..

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Hahaha, typing “dirty stories” for certain people. I have this unusual talent for writing what I like to call “passion poetry”.

When do you feel your sexiest?

Truthfully, I feel sexiest in the middle of sex. I’m not very promiscuous, and fortunately I can still count the number of girls I’ve slept with on just one hand. However, I know my body very well, and I’m very good at what I do with it. During sex, you are giving every bit of yourself to the other person, you essentially allow them to become a part of you for however long that amount of time is. A girl trusting herself to me to bring her mentally and physically into ecstasy, this is what makes me feel sexiest.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Hmm, not really. One of my best friends and I back in high school used to have a “code” word for certain parts. It was “duh duh duh”, but you say it really fast. It’s very funny when used, “dude, she reached down and touched my duh-duh-duh and my parents were right there!” haha that’s one of the ways we used that expression. It also worked when we talked about girls’ body parts. Let me make one thing clear, I have a lot of respect for women to whom respect is owed, so I do not use the term “duh-duh-duh” loosely. Hahaha

Lights on or off?

Different people prefer different things. I’d say try one session with lights on, then one session lights off and continue that pattern until a preference is decided haha. But, to be honest, it really doesn’t matter whether the lights are on or off if you’re fully invested into what you are doing, passion tends to take control..

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Wow, too many things I would want to do. Haha, I’d probably start with making right all the injustices ever done to my family, then I’d rid the government of all the corrupted politicians and replace them with real everyday people who truly care about our nation and the future generations that will inherit it. Oh, I would definitely hop the rope at one of the red carpet events, go up to Angelina Jolie, and give her a big wet one ;)

Twitter | GrecianBarbie

PC or MAC?

PC.

Single or Taken?

Taken. I'm in a long term relationship with an old white man named Benjamin Franklin. He treats me very well. =)

What is your hottest feature?

The angelic side of me wants to say my eyes. I've gotten compliments on them since I was a baby. Greek people tend to have dark brown eyes, but mine came out a bluish/grey shade for whatever reason. And the devilish side of me would say my gluteus maximus. I've been getting compliments on it since puberty. Greek women are naturally very curvy. It definitely pays to be exotic in 2010. ;-)

What do you do for fun?

I'm pretty boring, actually. I'm from a traditional Greek family and Greek people are very family oriented. If you've ever seen the movie, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", that’s us - big, fat, and Greek. So I’m with them a lot. Outside of my family, when I’m with friends we do the normal things – shop, go out to eat, travel and just be silly. If and when I ever catch a moment to myself I like to study my craft, research new make up products/lines, read beauty magazines, and watch movies. But by far, my most favorite thing to do in the entire world is to EAT. I'm the biggest fat ass you will ever meet. I even coined the phrase "food over everything" on twitter (#FOE). It’s really sinful how much I eat. One day I know that I'm going to have to put out an Amber Alert for my waist line. She is BOUND to go missing.

Every girl should have_______.

A beauty routine. It’s a proven fact that when you look good, you feel good. A person's entire demeanor and their attitude about themselves and how they feel about their place in the world, can change with a simple tweak or adjustment of their appearance. Because my job requires me to be "dolled up" all of the time, on my days off I don't even wear make up but I do perform a skin care regimen every morning and night, without fail. Every woman deserves to feel good about herself and her appearance. So whether its a manicure, a pedicure, a little lip gloss, some blush, a skin regimen, or a warm bubble bath - every woman should set aside at least 10 minutes a day to do whatever makes her feel beautiful. People treat you how you treat yourself. If look and feel good, you are treated well. Trust me!

What is sexy to you?

A silent confidence. Nothing is more of a turn off to me than a blatantly arrogant and conceited man. It’s ok to be funny and joke about it sometimes, I get that but some of these men out here really are convinced that they’re pretty AND they even have an attitude about it! I don't care for that trait in men or women, but it’s particularly unattractive to me in the male species. I have met men before who are physically gorgeous but the moment that they open their mouth and have to tell me all about how nice they look or whatever they have, then it’s a wrap. Looks are not everything. Oh and a sense of humor never hurts. It can make even the most attractively challenged person, cute!

What do you keep in your car trunk?

That is a good question. I'm rarely in my own car. I'm surprised that I even know how to start it. I detest driving, with a passion. I always have. My grandmother came to America from Greece when she was very young and never obtained her driver's license. My grandfather always took her wherever she needed to go. She lived to be 89 and never drove a day in her life. I wish I could be like her in that way. *sighs*

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

I don't do ho shit on the internet. There is no privacy online or anywhere for that matter these days. It’s actually very scary. I like to keep some things private - my sex life being one of them.

When do you feel your sexiest?

Surprisingly for someone who works in the beauty industry and who was nicknamed "Grecian Barbie" in my teens for always having a thing for fashion and being glammed up, I honestly feel my sexiest late at night after a shower or bubble bath. Preferably around 4 or 5 AM, while everyone else in the world is asleep. Wet hair, no make up, no superfluous clothing, jewelry, etc. - just me. That is truly when I feel the most in tune with myself; therefore that’s when I feel the sexiest.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

No. That’s kind of corny to me. Although I guess my butt could have its own name. She gets enough attention of her own at times, almost like she has taken on her own identity, separate from the rest of me. LOL …bitch.

Lights on or off?

Off - and not because I am ashamed of my body or anything like that, but bright lights are just
not sexy. I'm sorry. Nobody looks good in loud, fluorescent lighting. I prefer soft lighting, like maybe a lamp somewhere in the room or candles perhaps. It’s all about the ambiance. ;-)

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I think I would treat the entire mall or one of my favorite boutiques as if it were my own, personal closet. Meaning I could just walk into any store in the mall, pick out a dress, some shoes, a bag and some accessories and go to a party or an event and then just return them the next day. I know that some people are bootleg and attempt to do that anyways, but I would be able to cut the tags off and STILL return them, LOL. You'd never have to repeat the same outfit twice in your life. Now THAT would be some real "Barbie Doll" shit.

Sexy Sunday XV

2010-01-03T00:08:00.007-05:00

I mean...who wouldn't want to pee in a place like this?

Side note.
That latina chick's shoes are SO FIRE. But the black girl on the far right has the best body.
Waist-to-hip ratio for the win.

X-Rayed Insight

2009-12-29T23:34:00.003-05:00

So uh. Leave it to the gays to make an x-ray rendering of this. Fake or not, that looks mad uncomfortable lol.

She Shoulda Been More Careful

2009-12-28T01:20:00.005-05:00

Omg I saw this today over at What The Hellz and I just DIED!! LOVE IT. So often these skanky lil chicks go on foolin' the world. If you're gonna be a ho, be a ho. Be upfront about it. Keeping a record of your To-Fuck-List is just begging to get caught. It was pretty foul of her brother to call her out, but damn.
Karma is indeed a bitch.

I used to date a Brett. He sure as shit wasn't God.

Sexy Sunday XIV

2009-12-27T15:08:00.004-05:00

This used to be the sexiest thing allowed on tv. It was pretty b.a. for its time. Look at that booty.
Your grandpa was lovin' it.

Don't Be A Mistleho!

2009-12-23T20:19:00.003-05:00

Tis the season so I'll leave you with a quicky! Don't be a mistleho yall. It's not a good look and its totally desperate! Have a good holiday!

Got Time For A Threesome?

2009-12-22T13:46:00.006-05:00

I love D&G ads. They're always so out there and sexual and their like little glimpses of people's secret kinky sex acts. But their new commercial has been catching some flack. The new D&G Time commercial starts off simple enough. A man and a woman getting it on, classic D&G. But alas, what is this? Did someone say menage a trois? I personally love it, but I've only seen it once on tv before they started replacing it with a much milder and less populated version. In case you're one of the unlucky ones who missed it, here it is in all its splendor.

Sexy Sunday XIII

2009-12-20T01:14:00.006-05:00

As I was discussing with some of my girls over Twitter today, the hottest Lindsay has ever looked was when she was in Mean Girls. I'm just not diggin her all emaciated and blonde, but I do love these photos. Cause since when is an nudity, disco balls, and an orgy in a hotel room not sexy?

So Fetch.

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Talent Schmalent.

2009-12-17T21:30:00.005-05:00

There are tons of worthless quasi-celebs out there. No real talent or purpose other than for our entertainment. And I'm okay with that. If we didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to make fun of their sex tapes, fake marriages, and general staged photo -ops.

But on the list of Celebs who "Are Famous for Jack Shit", Nicole Richie is by far my favorite. I'm not gonna front like I didn't have this hair cut. Where those pics are, I'll never know but it was bomb. And don't act like y'all didn't watch the simple life.

Let's see, simple life came on when I was like in 10th grade. I was like here is this light skinned chick, just like me. A mouth on her, just like me, and tons of cash, unlike me. Bitchin. You're my new best friend, call me every five minutes.

I almost wanted to go blonde for a minute. Almost. I've considered it a few times, but I dunno if I'm pale enough to pull that shit off. And for that kudos again, Nicole. Plus she totally lost it when she went off the drugs. Any bitch who flashes on the runway is alright with me.

Loves it.

It's The Joisey Shore, Kid!

2009-12-15T10:42:00.018-05:00

Like everyone else I'm sure, I've been caught up in the rapture of Jersey Shore on MTV. If you don't know you better ask somebody. Its like...having a canker sore in your mouth. A gross disgusting canker sore, that you know you shouldn't touch. But somehow you just keep putting your tongue on it. That's what the Jersey Shore is like. These people are so out the box, you can't help but watch it. And I LOVE it! Its everything I ever expected it to be. Fake tans? Check. Implants? Check. Too much hair product? Check.

And you can't tell em nuttin. Their in their own little world. The Guidettes want a BIG DADDY Guido Stud and all the Guidos want is a Guidette Princess of their own. Then they can make lil Guid-babies so the cycle can continue. Except sometimes it don't work like that.

Whoa. Check out that Situation.

But violence aside, why WOULDN'T you want to be a guidette? You don't have to touch up your roots after you die your hair from black to blonde, you drive an S Class Mercedes, and your daddy gets you the nose job and fake tits of your dreams.

Let my honorary Guidette's show you how its done.

First you have to look the part, hon. You can't be a fabulous Guidette without the basics.

1. FAKE N BAKE BABYYYYYYY- If you're not 4x darker than your original skintone, you're doing it wrong
2. ITS ALL ABOUT THE "BRONZ-AH". Take Bronzah.Apply to apples of cheek heavily. Apply all over. You betta be glowin.
3. COLORED CONTACTS - Only trill bitches can rock a blue/green eye.
4. THA POOF! Use your Bump-It. Hollywood style.
5. LEMME SEE YOUR SPIDER BABIES - Dark liner and 5 coats of Mascara.
6. PUCKER UP - SOOOO Important. Concealer. Apply on lips. Layer with "Glawwss".

You're nothing without the right accessories, you hear me? NOTHING.

Juicy Couture, A|X, Blinging Cell Phones, Killa Shades, Ed Hardy, Benny Benassi,UGGS with Skirts, Body Glitter and Ho Heels.

LOVE YO GIRLS

If you're not making out with your girlfriends, what kinda friend are you? Its like against the rules of feminism. Pucker up and give that broad a wet one. There's only benefits, you don't even have to reapply your lipstick. WIN.

Don't Miss The Islands

Sexy Sunday XII

2009-12-13T11:48:00.001-05:00

That's some powerful underwear.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009-2010

2009-12-01T23:59:00.012-05:00

I LOVE the Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows. They're my favorite shows of the year and I always tape them. You learn some things when slaving at Vickie's. Including being able to tell a woman's boob size with a glance. The Black Eyed Peas performed and it was okay, but the headlining outfits did not disappoint. And without further ado....

TOP FAVES

LOVES IT

OTHER GOODIES

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Step Away from the Turkey Leg. Thinspiration 101.

2009-12-01T00:29:00.003-05:00

Thanksgiving has come and gone and in its wake it has left bevy of delicousness and savory leftovers. Just looking at it is enough to make you want to nap. There is nothing better than a Triptophan induced coma. But that's like the worst thing you can do. Personally, I love to eat. There are few people who actually don't, but for all of us who do, its easy for our eyes to get bigger than our stomachs. But is that third plate of turkey and stuffing really worth it?

Here is where the importance of a thinspiration comes into play. Your thinspiration can be anything that motivates you to work out regularly, not overeat, or to get the body of your dreams. You don't have to be a certain weight to have thinspirations.

What can be a thinspiration you ask? Why it can be anything you want that helps you get the body what you want. Some Examples.

THE BOOTY

Let's take the opposite sex for example. Now I'm not shallow, I fully value the importance of inner beauty, but like sexy Gerard Butler says in The Ugly Truth, no one falls in love with your personality at first sight. If you're not attracted to someone, you're probably not going to give them a chance to wow you with their personality.

THE LOOT

Ohhhh the clothesssssss. You can wear whatever you want and it'll look good on you. No hunting for special sizes. You know you want it. But not that skinny. I have to much boob to be that skinny, I'd look disgusting. So I'll take those clothes, but as far as ideal body types goes, I'll take Tyra.

THE LIFE

I know you don't want to be the person dead at 28. Of a heart attack. You're quality of life can only go up if you work out and get your act right. What if you wanna go ride a roller coaster but you can't? That has to suck.

My girl Kendall and I were in the mall the other day just being crazy and we both agreed that Precious would be our thinspiration for the 2010. That's just unacceptable. So I took the liberty to help everyone out and make these Precious stickers. Just print them out on sticky paper.
Don't feel like walking the treadmill? Put a sticker on the panel. Going in for that piece of pie? Stick one on the pie pan. Dying for some icecream? Stick one on the carton. I bet you won't want it anymore.

Be healthy ya'll.

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It's Sad When People Can't Recognize Sarcasm

2009-11-29T23:53:00.003-05:00

Oh my heart aches for the youth of the world.

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Sexy Sunday XI

2009-11-28T22:41:00.002-05:00

*sings* This shit's here for your entertainment. Yes, that's Adam Lambert attempting to look straight. He's not doing a bad job, but he could put a lil more passion in those ass grabs and nipple sucklins.

Ace Boon Coon

2009-11-26T15:30:00.004-05:00

Your ace boon coons are the trillest friends you'll ever have, this Thanksgiving, be thankful for them. They're your best friends. It an old school colloquialism used by Black people amongst themselves, so you betta not let me catch you using it... just playin. Ace Boon Coons - Phony? They don't even know the meaning of the word. You can trust them with your deepest and darkest and they won't even bat at eye. They'll let you crash on their couch when your lady kicks you out. They'll help you key the car of the bastard who cheated on you. They're there to slash tires with you and defend you till the end.

Wait, scratch that last one.

Everybody needs at least one ace boon coon. I'm lucky enough to have five. Behold my ballin' beezies. We've got more wit and beauty in our little fingers than your entire body.

PHONY BALONEY

We all have em. The trick is knowing how to spot them.

Don't let this be you.

Sexy Sunday X(XX)

2009-11-22T01:51:00.007-05:00

The 10th Sexy Sunday.
You Get 10 Sexy Entries.

Just Saw New Moon...

2009-11-20T15:50:00.004-05:00

Even though this movie was directed better this time. I still stick by all my convictions about the plot and all its flaws.

But THIS is undeniable.

BUT this does NOT mean that I am going get a Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black tattoo. Its called good judgment people. Learn it.

O.M.G. WTF IS A TWIHARD TATTOO??

2009-11-19T23:27:00.015-05:00

I will admit, being a long time fantasy lover and a Harry Potter fan, I did appreciate this Death Eater tattoo someone got a few years ago. It was cool because it was EXACTLY what was inked on the Death Eaters in the exact same spot on the arm so that it could be easily seen to identify other Death Eaters. But at the same time I did know that it was VERY Lame and would never do it no matter how much I loved the Harry Potter series. And I was a big time fan. Been there, read the books, actually CREATED my own role playing game around it. But that was actually a WELL WRITTEN, INTRICATE, and INTRIGUING book.

But these bitches have taken this too far. Twilight is a romance novel written in three months by a Mormon woman. The main female is a loner, decent looking female who moves in with her dad. She associates with people at school, but isn't really close to anyone. Very weak. She's not really funny, nor interesting, and has no real personality or even the will to live. The main male is also a loner, but seeing as he is a boy he is labeled "mysterious". He doesn't really date any of the girls in school and sticks to his family. With me so far? Good. The boy then saves the girls life. After a few days of off and on talking about how he can't figure her out and her smell intoxicates him, they decide that they are in love with each other and cannot be without the other.

Sounds like an unhealthy, but semi-standard overprotective teenage relationship right? Especially with the him telling her she's all that matters, can't live without her, and she is his LIFE. And her not feeling complete without him.

So why is this story interesting?

Because the author, if you want to call her that, decided to make the boy a vampire.

Wait a minute. Hold the phone. What? A vampire? Who cares if he is weird, he is a vampire! HOW SEXY. MMM can't you just imagine when you're making out getting nipped by the fangs....Wait. What did you say? He doesn't have fangs? Whoa that's kinda odd. I bet she can't wait for the evenings when they can be together though...Excuse me? WHAT? He doesn't sleep? He goes out in the sun without burning?? HE SPARKLES??? HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE. HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, HE'S A FAIRY.

And that is the whole gist of the story. Why oh why is this story popular at all??

I think that pretty much sums it up. They want to BE them. A lot of it has to do with the guy, Edward, cause he is "supposed" to be hot cuz all vampires are "supposed" to be beautiful and irresistable and all the girls caught up in the story of some "hot vampire with this plain girl" are gonna start seeing him as that. And that they can have a chance like that too someday and input themselves into a "romantic" scenario. And the main female, Bella, was designed/made/written whatever you want to call it to be empty so that she can be a shell. So that any girl can put themselves into the story. Even the author said that. She has no real personality, interests or strengths just a suit for any bland girl to put on so she can feel as if she's in Bella's shoes. So all these girls are imagining this vicarious lifestyle through her that some supposed hot vampire and romance will happen to them. Its basically a fan-fiction. A badly written fan-fiction.

But this. This has gotten out of control. Twihards are apparently die HARD TWIlight fans. And they want you to know it. My sister sent me one of these bad Twihard tattoos and I just had to share them. This makes me embarrassed and ashamed of my sex.

Better Not Catch One In Your Inbox

2009-11-19T19:45:00.004-05:00

Have you guys actually ever been to emailsfromcrazypeople.com? I have wayyy to many daily links to check up on, but this one is always a guaranteed laugh. It just blows my mind how crazy some people can be. Or if their not crazy, that they they everyone and their mama cares about their problems.

I mean sure, I've got things I've wanted to get off my chest before, but this is off the wall. Check out a few of these favorites.

Roasting the Beef! Pornstar Review #2: Velicity Von

2009-11-18T12:59:00.003-05:00

Tape Me On Your Video Phone

2009-11-17T18:16:00.005-05:00

Mannn. First things first. I love the music track to this song, the beginning is really good and I'm a big music person. That being said, the video is not so hot. I mean come on, B! You have millions upon millions of dollars and you can't get a decent storyline or theme for this video? I would have atleast put some kinda digital overlay so it seemed more digitized and videophonish. And I don't mean that spazzy skipping techno thing going on where it looks like an epileptic shock waiting to happen.

I will give Beyonce her credit. Even though I find her voice to be really hard, she is an excellent performer and always looks good in her videos. She looks really pretty in this video, though as a makeup artist, I know that has a lot to do with it. Look at that cat eye. I love me a good cat eye *points to profile pic*. At least she isn't giving that dazed and dumb look on video than she ALWAYS does in pictures and in person.

Gaga, I love. I was surprised to see her face with minimal makeup. Its an interesting look. It was cute watchin' her keep up with B in those dance moves. My sister pointed out how smaller and less curvy Gags was and I had to laugh. It was true but she did a good job over all. Overall they work well together. I wonder how the Telephone video will look with both of them. Hopefully like this.

Sexy Sunday IX

2009-11-15T20:15:00.005-05:00

This is an ad for a top selling vacuum cleaner.
Sex sells. I'd buy that shit.

Bang, Boot, or Marry Vol. III

2009-11-13T13:14:00.006-05:00

My Choices:

Bang: Drake
Boot: Chris
Marry: Trey

Okay hmmm. I'd marry Trey cuz I met him once and was really nice, even tho he's a lil short for my tastes. I have never really thought Chris or Drake were cute at all, but if push comes to shove, I'd bang Drizzy. I mean atleast he's got a good flow. Maybe the studio isn't the only place he has rhythm ;). And Chris is so lame, even before all this RiRi drama so he's booted right out the door!

What are your choices and reasons why?

The Spank Bank

2009-11-12T02:12:00.013-05:00

The mind is a wonderful thing. It can hold a bevy of information without even using half of its potential. I mean I remember all the words to all the songs I loved in sixth grade. And my same mind has its little section set aside for when I'm bored and need to stimulate my damn self. I.E. the spank bank.

Now your spank bank is either filled with images of people in sexually intriguing scenarios, or the person themselves is worthy of flicking the bean or wanking.
I mean I'm not just talking 'bout regular fine. I'm talking 'bout
"Man you so fine you just made my EGG drop, lets go knock the boots NOW" fine.

Lemme just explain something to all of y'all. Everyone has a spank bank. From the freakiest freak in the club or that nun in the habit. Don't be fooled. Some may be a little more, how should I say...detailed and mature. But if you're crushing on so-n-so and they're running across your mind. Congratulations, they're in your spank bank.

Now my taste in men is diverse as hell and, accordingly, so is my spank bank. Don't judge me. I'm not judging you over there with the foot fetish or you who wants to sex up midgets. Personally, my spank bank has a sub-section. Dudes who are such good specimens that they are not only good for "me time", but are perfect for breeding. I would totally let that spank in my bank for the sake of my future children.

Here's a few images below that I've tucked away in my virtual spank bank. Don't worry, gentleman. I've put some stuff in here for you too.

Sexy Sunday VIII

2009-11-08T21:39:00.003-05:00

I'm not even an ass girl.
But this is ridiculously attractive.

Fauna

2009-11-05T00:07:00.001-05:00

Sexy Sunday VII

2009-11-01T20:30:00.002-05:00

Because We Do.

Work That Pole

2009-11-01T18:22:00.003-05:00

I took a few pole dancing lessons about a year ago and let me tell you, that shit is HARD. Its all about core and arms and these women have mastered it. I may go back to PoleLaTeaz after this.

This needs to be a sport. Honestly.

Do Less.

2009-10-29T15:03:00.003-04:00

So this is a phrase I use quite often...daily in fact. Multiple times a day. "Do Less". Its usually in accordance with "You're doing too much." When someone does too much. They're just out the box. Ridiculous. Either they're saying something or doing something totally unnecessary. Embarrassingly wrong. When that occurs, its your public duty too tell them that they are doing too much. And need to do less.

It all started when I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This scene was the start of it all.

Thus spawned "You're doing too much. Do Less."

How will you know if someone is doing too much? I have some examples that, once scene, will definitely clarify when Doing Less is necessary.

I hope this has been both educational and informative and that the next time someone is doing too much, look them dead in the eye and tell them, "DO LESS."