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Sexy Sunday XLIII

Jay Byars

If I walk away from you, this is why...

Confession. I have a thing for brothers.

Okay… this is probably really weird and probably doesn’t even make sense, but…I have a thing for brothers. Like if someone has a reallllly hot brother, it’s so much more appealing than if they were just hot on their own. Like…the difference between meeting a hot guy at random versus meeting my friend’s sexy brother. It’s like…this extra boost of bangable-ness. Like PHWOAR. I don’t really know why. And then if it’s like…two hot brothers. I die. And then maybe like…flirting with both of the two sexy brothers. UNF.





And don't let them be twins....UNF.

Drummers hit harder. Guitarists finger faster. Bassists do it deeper. Singers do it louder.

Don't I?

Sexy Sunday XLII

I wonder if those cabinets are from IKEA...

Sexy Sunday XLI

When men make cookies...

SO.....

Hey...I suck.

Sexy Sunday XL

Happy Superbowl!

Sexy Sunday XXXIX

Oiled up.

Wax Your Kooka, Bitch!

When it comes to grooming, there are few things I hate more than bush. I know it's all anti-feminist and shit and against the whole I Am Every Woman, Hear Me Roar. That's good for you, but I don't wanna hear the roar through your epic mane of pubic hair. I know some guys don't care, I know some do. Quite frankly if they're at the point where they're privy just to see your bush or lack they're of, they're happy campers. But for me, I give a damn about my presentation okay?

I love bikini waxing.It just feels better. There is nothing like walking out of the spa with a fresh wax. You can feel everything, it's like a walking orgasm. If you don't feel like the sexiest thing strolling out of there, something is wrong with you. You feel sexier. You do. Just knowing you got your shit together under your skivvies makes you want to show the world. You can wear the skimpiest panties flawlessly. It just looks good. Plus it eliminates the threat of pubic floss. It isn't fun. It just isn't. Half of you are messing around with little boys who are just looking for every excuse not to eat the cat. Why give those bitches a reason not to? But those boys are silly and should be dismissed. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The boys better be shaved, waxed, or trimmed if you want me to be a happy campter. It's only polite to show you the same courtesy. Plus just look at these panties. You owe it to yourself and your kooka.

You want this to be you. Not the fact your one night mouth fuck has a girlfriend. But you want your nana to be easy access for whatever should so happen, whether it's a light fondling or some tonguing. I myself am partial to the Brazilian. Take it all baby. And my god, do they get it all. They'll have you in positions you could have sworn you and your bae tried last week, "Put my leg where? I think this is the wheelbarrow, ma'am."

Fellas, don't think you're off the hook. Like I said, it will be a cold day in hell before I even attempt fellash if you're rolling like Chewbacca. Take a look at this man right here. Look at that shit. What a gentleman. This is a photo of a guy who get's laid often. He is about his shit.

Obviously, we can't always shell out the duckets for steady waxing appointments and sometimes waxing isn't for everyone. Whatever the reason, there is no excuse not to keep your pubes in shape, I need for you to make nice with the Schick Quattro Trim Style. It is quick, you can do it at home in the shower, and you can get really low and close to the skin. A freshly trimmed snatch is always pleasant and a great default between waxing. Try a low cut Ceaser and keep it moving till your next appointment. Then you can vajazzle that shit till the sun comes home.

Sexy Sunday XXXVIII

Sometimes you just can't wait.

Georgia RAWalty | Sheneka

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Name?

Sheneka


PC or MAC?

Come on now....MAC ALL THE WAY!

Single or Taken?

I'm single and ready to mingle....naw I think I'm taken?


What do you do for fun?

I read...and play video games....I know it sounds lame but that's what I like to do...I'm a girly girl/tomboy.


What is your hottest feature?

My breasts....I get asked all the time are the fake and NOOOO their not!

Every man should have_______.

Everyman should have a big d*** and a big bank account.....don't have either one...NEXT! But foreal though I everyman should have a strong mind and a big ego.

What is sexy to you?

Nice FEET!

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Shoes, Oil, an extra overnight bad, condoms, a stick, and a towel?


Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

To watch animal porn!

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I have no make-up, no weave, and no finger nails. Natural is always beautiful.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Nope.

Lights on or off?

On baby!!!


If you could do one thing in the world with no repercussions, what would it be?

Walk around naked. I have a free soul and a free spirit. I love the feeling of being free without the weight of the world looking down on me judging me for who I am...I hate that....so NAKED I will be!

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Sexy Sunday XXXVII

THE SIMON/ALISHA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Can we just talk about the cinematography of this scene? Beautiful. The lighting, the colors. The perfect song choice (Spanish Sahara by Foals) It was so sexy, I swear I went from 6 to midnight and burst into flames. Him taking her panties off. The eating out and kissing. His lilly white ass was just *fans self* unf. And I LOVED the conversation after.

Sexy Sunday XXXVI

Wow, Sir.
Just wow.

Bang, Boot, or Marry Vol. V

My Choices:

Bang: Robert
Boot: Nathan
Marry: Iwan

Hmm, so I'd marry Iwan because...have you seen him? That porcelain skin and gray eyes are right up my alley. Plus he's super adorable and that smile is ace. He seems like he'd be that faithful hubby who goes to get your tampons for you, play outside with the kids, but can still lay it down in the bedroom.

I'd bang Robert cause he's tall as hell. I've always been sexually attracted to the tall ones and despite how his character acts on Misfits, I think he'd be an exceptional shag.

So that leaves giving Nathan the boot. Sorry, babe. His body is nice and he is super handsome in that photo though.

What are your choices and reasons why?

This week's Husband - Iwan Rheon

Sexy Sunday XXXV

Suck & Blow.

Sexy Sunday XXXIV

Sexy Sunday on a Monday. My Blog, My rules. Mwah.