Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Washington RAWalty | Kurt

Kurt Weber, Poison RAWalty
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Kurt Weber

PC or MAC?

My PC is currently broken... I'm switching to MAC!

Single or Taken?

Delightfully taken smile

What do you do for fun?

I love the beach, BBQ's, working out (it's not a good day until you sweat!), watching movies (comedies are the best!), and road trips to Vegas!

What is your hottest feature?

Haha, well my girlfriend has quite a few favorites, but I'd say I'm most proud of my Master's Degree... but my eyes take a close second, because I have nobody to thank but my parents for those!

Every man should have_______.

a BBQ!

What is sexy to you?

Girls that are comfortable in their own skin, confident and spontaneous, yet silly and independent. To me nothing is sexier than a positive outlook on life, and it doesn't hurt to be able to rock a nice pair of Jimmy Choos smile

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Plenty of workout attire.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

easy....Porn. Luckily I didn't have the Internet when I was a teenager, or else I probably would have never left my room!

When do you feel your sexiest?

After a good workout!

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Not currently!

Lights on or off?


If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I'd have to say sail around the world for a year!

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sexy Sunday XXII

In The Throes.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Youtube has been killin me this week. Check out these 2 videos my sister sent me.

MM the man your man could be like. Homie is fine and this commercial is hilarious!

This boy amazes me. I LOVE strings. You have to check out his other stuff. I know you're loving the way he is Smizing at the camera. So Sultry lol

Monday, February 15, 2010

Contest Winner!!

You guys may notice I put 75 when I only got 67 entries. Well I said that re-blogging this would be greatly appreciated so for the 8 who made a post about my entry, I gave you another shot. So without further ado, the winner...

#25 is.....


Congratulations mama! You are the winner of a brand new 22" hot pink whip, a pack of dirty dice, and a jar of flavored vanilla body powder. I myself have some flavored body powder and it is definitely useful and tasty!

Contact me asap, lady. I wanna give a big thank you to everyone who participated. I love doing contests and such so it means a lot when I get people to participate in it. I know that many people don't comment, but I'm glad you're reading! So keep it up!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sexy Sunday XXI

Happy Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

If You're Single On V-Day...

Don't know what you're doing for the festivities of Valentine's Day? Some of these surefire tips will get you through the day. If you're taken go here.

1. Cruise for man candy. Self Explanatory.

2. Pamper Yourself. Who cares if you don't have a special someone. You should always look good for yourself. Get that new Chanel gloss....or all 9 in the collection. Who deserves to look and feel good? You do.

3. Gifts for self. Who else is going to shower you with gifts, if not yourself? Of course its better when you don't have to purchase them yourself, but hello, who doesn't want that whole walk-around-the-mall-with-tons-of-bags-i-just-bought scenario?

4. Don't be afraid to be silly. There's no Judgy McJudgerson around to think you're being immature and no Uptight BF to impress with your general sexiness or turn off with your lack thereof. Have fun, play around, and just enjoy life. If that includes taking your animals to the local grocery store, so be it.

5. Wash your car all sexy like. Let those bastards know what they are missing. Make them pay and regret having a hot lil thing like you by their side. Go that extra mile and squeeze a water-loaded sponge all over you. Oh yea, I went there.

6. Trashy lingerie. It's basically proven when you wear sexy underwear even under clothes you feel so much better.

7. Create an alternate persona. Personally, I go by the name Anastasia Beaverhausen when I'm going undercover or wish to go under a different alias. Why not be Natasha London for a night. Natasha only drinks top shelf and then she runs out on the bill. Drink what you want, do what you want. When you're over it, ditch her and any unmentionables you don't wanna own up to.

8. Party. Lets face it, you can't party like this when you're tied down. Nuff said.

9. Do something you always wanted to do. Whether its a tattoo, a change of hair color, or a nipple piercing, take the risk. Make a change. It could be one of the best things you've ever done.

10. Spend time with your girls. Wild out. No one knows how to have a better time than a bunch of your home girls. The mischief you can get into knows no bounds.

Errr...just don't wind up on Hollywood Boulevard...

If You're Taken On V-Day...

Don't know what you're doing for the festivities of Valentine's Day with your boo? Some of these surefire tips will get you through the day. If you're single go here.

1. Play Games. Let the mood take you wherever it will. "You get the answer right, you get a chocolate. You get it wrong...oh you just wait and see..." The couple who plays together, stays together.

2. Make It Last. Don't let anyone steal your happiness. Their situation may be different, but don't let that affect you and your boo. Make the most out of the time you have and it can go pretty far.

3. Shower Together. Nothing says love like a shower-hawk....and post-lather fellatio.

4. Sleep Together. Yes, actual sleep. Sleep In. Nap together. Its really comforting, bonding, and enjoyable.

5. Get Rough. I'm not saying you're vanilla, but it can never hurt to try a lil sumpthin' sumpthin' more raunchy. She likes it, so will you.

6. Leave The Bedroom Every So Often. I'm not even the outdoorsy type, but sometimes there's nothing better than heading out with your significant other.

7. Do Mundane Ass Shit. Cause when you're with the one you love, even the simplest things like walking in the mall can be meaningful.
8. Role Play. Get into it.

9. Take Snapshots Of Your Time Together. Cause who doesn't want proof of how sexy you guys were together? Video montage anyone? FYI, there's a thin line between a video montage and a homemade porno.


Just don't wind up like them...he'd be in SO much trouble.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Sexy Sunday XX

Blue Collar Sexy.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

You Sloppy Bitch!

When you're in the heart of Atlanta at Georgia State University, you see some interesting things. I'm not quite talking about the bums who curse you out if you don't have a ciggie. My bff Charleigh and I would always go sit in the campus Starbucks before our next classes or to eat our lunch. And I guarantee, everyday we saw the same phenomenon. Girls coming in in damn near pajamas, iPods in ears, face shielding sunglasses (designer of course), huge bags (ditto), with Uggs or rain boots. You know the type, they spend 2.5 hours doing their makeup, but then "simply don't have to time" to get dressed or do their hair. And we have dubbed them,
Sloppy Bitches.

First I will address the most crucial element of the Sloppy Bitch.

The Sloppy Bitch Bun

This is crucial and essential to being a true Sloppy Bitch. It is known by many names Messy Bun, CinnaBun, Sloppy Updo, Whale Spout, etc... It is the very essence of Sloppybitchism if you will. You see it and just want to say, "This is not a hairstyle! Why you think this is an acceptable way of stepping out of the house is beyond me. Dressing it up with jewelry and designer swag does not cancel the sloppiness of your ensemble, bitch!" But despite these outbursts, the Sloppy Bitch Bun is alive and thriving, sometimes even becoming its own entity and star of the show.

How to make a Sloppy Bitch Bun:
1. Don't wash your hair for a few days. The dirtier the better.
2. Don't comb it either.
3. Grab all of hair and pull it through a ponytail holder at the top of scalp.
4. Pull it through again, but only halfway this time.
5. Adjust tendrils accordingly.
6. Headband optional.

Worst Transgressor of the Sloppy Bitch Bun:
Our Poor Britney Spears. We over here at camp Taste Of A Poison Paradise love our Le Brit. But even we can't save her from herself.

Other Examples:

The Sloppy Bitch loves to accessorize. The best thing in a sloppy bitches arsenal is an engagement ring. Who wants to marry the sloppy bitch, we don't know, but we do know that the mating ritual is to give her at least a 3 carat ring. It is the perfect show piece to complete her ensemble, this is almost as important as the sloppy bitch bun.
If a diamond engagement ring has not presented itself, the next best thing, diamond studs, will do. So long as they are flashy and can clearly be seen through the messy tendrils of the sloppy bitch bun. Usually faux diamonds are necessary to create the effect.
In closing, the Sloppy Bitch is a skittish creature. They're abundant in their natural habitat, but they are quite skittish and do get freaked easily by things such as coordinating outfits, people who require no caffeine, and flat irons. Mind you, while the Sloppy Bitch is lots of fun to observe, it is totally unacceptable to mimic her dressing style. Do not "go native" and get too involved with observing for academic or scientific purposes and become part of the culture. In short, and in laymen's terms, laugh at these sloppy bitches, just don't become a sloppy bitch yourself.