It's Sad When People Can't Recognize Sarcasm

OfficiallyBellaSwann

Um this sint funny because Bella DOES NOT gossip and talk like that and ur not nearly as cool as her either sorry

fateee95

BUUUHUU!
Go cry somewhere else...

IdaRuda

@OfficiallyBellaSwann Yeah, I mean COME ON Paperlilies! Don't you know Bella, don't you KNOW her?!! I'm close enough to this *intelligent character created by THE WOOOORLD BEST author (Stephenie <3<3).>

OfficiallyBellaSwann

@IdaRuda I know right! Bella rocks and I bet this wierdo in this vid has never even seen New Moon or Twilight!! Probably only the trailers! >:(

IdaRuda

You think she HASN'T??? SUCHS a weirdo. Like omg. *BEST MOVIES EVEEER!!

OfficiallyBellaSwann

Ugh I know!! And best books ever!! I mean ive seen New Moon 3 times and Twilight like oh geez 98,000? lolz

IdaRuda

LOLZ! I've seen New Moon EVERY showing since it came out, and I see Twilight EVERY day when I wake up. Like omg!

OfficiallyBellaSwann

lol same here! EVERY SHOWING!?!? omg thats like 9 times a day!

IdaRuda

YEAH I SWEEEAR! I'm dropping out of school after the holidays because I'm never gonna do anything else in MY LIFE than watch TWILIGHT!! Or I'll be as good of an actress as Kristen. No one can move their eyebrows and bite their lip like SHE CAN!! Like omg.

OMGOMGOMG! @PepperBabe, wanna be my frieeend?? If I get Edward I promise I'll give you Jacob!!!

OfficiallyBellaSwann

OME seriously!?!? WOWW!! lol i know Kristen rocks my socks!!

IdaRuda

No, I'm not serious. I'm sorry, this has been fun and all. But no, I do NOT like Twilight, Edward, Jacob or Bella. I do NOT want be like Kristen Stewart and the fact that anyone over the age of 12 considers her to be a good actress - with the potential to rock anyones socks - is astonishing.

Oh, and the horror, I haven't even seen New Moon.

OfficiallyBellaSwann

um okay..... why did you lie then??

IdaRuda

Simply because it was fun and I wanted to see if you would notice the sarcasm after writing "like omg" in four consecutive replies.

OfficiallyBellaSwann

oh and fyi im 13!! >:P

IdaRuda

That's what I mean with "over the age of 12".

OfficiallyBellaSwann

? Whatever wierdo

IdaRuda

Weirdo, huh? Your harsh words hurts my soul.

PepperBabe

OMG liek totaleh... liek, srsly? bella would *NEVAH* talk liek dat... i mehn... she doesnt even *BELIEVE* in teh internet... she's got sum srs vampire bzns to worry about... Paperlillies just doesnt know bella liek we do, OfficiallyBellaSwann! That's why edward's gonna luv us and not her.

OfficiallyBellaSwann

Lol yep!! Bella is fucking awsome and NOBODY makes fun of her *smiles*

Oh my heart aches for the youth of the world.

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Just Saw New Moon...

Even though this movie was directed better this time. I still stick by all my convictions about the plot and all its flaws.

But THIS is undeniable.

BUT this does NOT mean that I am going get a Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black tattoo. Its called good judgment people. Learn it.

O.M.G. WTF IS A TWIHARD TATTOO??

I will admit, being a long time fantasy lover and a Harry Potter fan, I did appreciate this Death Eater tattoo someone got a few years ago. It was cool because it was EXACTLY what was inked on the Death Eaters in the exact same spot on the arm so that it could be easily seen to identify other Death Eaters. But at the same time I did know that it was VERY Lame and would never do it no matter how much I loved the Harry Potter series. And I was a big time fan. Been there, read the books, actually CREATED my own role playing game around it. But that was actually a WELL WRITTEN, INTRICATE, and INTRIGUING book.

But these bitches have taken this too far. Twilight is a romance novel written in three months by a Mormon woman. The main female is a loner, decent looking female who moves in with her dad. She associates with people at school, but isn't really close to anyone. Very weak. She's not really funny, nor interesting, and has no real personality or even the will to live. The main male is also a loner, but seeing as he is a boy he is labeled "mysterious". He doesn't really date any of the girls in school and sticks to his family. With me so far? Good. The boy then saves the girls life. After a few days of off and on talking about how he can't figure her out and her smell intoxicates him, they decide that they are in love with each other and cannot be without the other.

Sounds like an unhealthy, but semi-standard overprotective teenage relationship right? Especially with the him telling her she's all that matters, can't live without her, and she is his LIFE. And her not feeling complete without him.

So why is this story interesting?

Because the author, if you want to call her that, decided to make the boy a vampire.

Wait a minute. Hold the phone. What? A vampire? Who cares if he is weird, he is a vampire! HOW SEXY. MMM can't you just imagine when you're making out getting nipped by the fangs....Wait. What did you say? He doesn't have fangs? Whoa that's kinda odd. I bet she can't wait for the evenings when they can be together though...Excuse me? WHAT? He doesn't sleep? He goes out in the sun without burning?? HE SPARKLES??? HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE. HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, HE'S A FAIRY.

And that is the whole gist of the story. Why oh why is this story popular at all??

I think that pretty much sums it up. They want to BE them. A lot of it has to do with the guy, Edward, cause he is "supposed" to be hot cuz all vampires are "supposed" to be beautiful and irresistable and all the girls caught up in the story of some "hot vampire with this plain girl" are gonna start seeing him as that. And that they can have a chance like that too someday and input themselves into a "romantic" scenario. And the main female, Bella, was designed/made/written whatever you want to call it to be empty so that she can be a shell. So that any girl can put themselves into the story. Even the author said that. She has no real personality, interests or strengths just a suit for any bland girl to put on so she can feel as if she's in Bella's shoes. So all these girls are imagining this vicarious lifestyle through her that some supposed hot vampire and romance will happen to them. Its basically a fan-fiction. A badly written fan-fiction.

But this. This has gotten out of control. Twihards are apparently die HARD TWIlight fans. And they want you to know it. My sister sent me one of these bad Twihard tattoos and I just had to share them. This makes me embarrassed and ashamed of my sex.

New Twilight New Moon Trailer!!

*FAN GIRL SCREAMS*

And Twilight is not even my favorite book series.
But I am a fan of that Jacob. Mm Mm Mm.
See I'd Totally Go To Jail for Taylor Lautner.

But yall. This trailer is off the chain. The boys look hot, the action is packed, and Kristen looks healthier like she went to rehab for the drugs for a quick minute. Acting is still sub par though. And hey Dakota Fanning! My sister was like, "I wonder how Kristen felt being in a movie with Dakota Fanning?" I said, "Honored".

It actually got me excited about seeing the movie all over again. LOOK AT IT. And my man Jacob of course. He can swing into my bedroom anytime.
When does he turn 18??
I was like *looks all seductive and blushing*"Heyyyyy wolf pack..."

I'm pretty sure I'll be one of the first ones to have the movie file once its released online, so subscribe of follow if you're interested in that in the future.

OMG I'd totally go to jail for Taylor Lautner

YES! I'd go to jail for sharkboy. Yall know I've been on my Native American kick this summer. Good lord almighty. Check out these pictures and vids.




Its a good clip, but starting at 1:30 is where its all at!
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If they let me cast Twilight, it would be better because...

I love books! Love love love them. I'm usually enjoy every book I read. I mean, I'm always down for symmetry between a book and the movie that was made after. Especially since most of the movies that have been coming out the past few years, I have read and been a fan of the books before. So If I could make three major changes, it would be for the better.

EDWARD:

I don't have a problem with Cedric Diggory, I mean Robert Pattinson persay, its just slapping some white makeup on a boy does not a sexy vampire make. He is ok in his own right, but not what he's supposed to look like. This is the BOOKS description of edward:

• Hair: tousled bronze (reddish-brown).


• Eyes: Liquid topaz when he is well fed, and 'flat black' when he is hungry or angry, with purplish almost bruise like circles under his eyes...they lighten and almost disappear when he has fed. Long, black lashes.


• Face: Perfectly sculpted, like the rest of his body. High cheekbones, straight nose, perfect full lips with razor sharp, straight, white teeth. Always flashing his crooked smile to get what he wants.


• Skin: Often described as looking like a stone carving or statue, perfectly smooth, alabaster white, rock hard. Bella's own 'personal god'. Shimmers like a crystal in the sunlight, throwing millions of rainbows everywhere.


• Body: Not as muscular as his brother Emmett, more boyish, but lean and strong..and not without muscles of his own.


• Dress: Subdued colors, khakis, whites, blacks. Always 'perfect'.

So, out of those, I'd say that Robert fits the hair and the dress. He does have a very sculpted face, but its so hard and masculine. Not refined and boyish like he's supposed to look.

MY RECOMMENDATION: Gaspard Ulliel
Hair and Eyes can be changed on set, like they did with Robert. He is SUCH a better fit.

NEXT..

BELLA:

First off, PERSONALLY, I think Kristen Steward is not cute at all, always acts like a crackhead and is an awful actress. AWFUL actress. Those are personal thoughts and only an actresses acting ability and character believability and development should be considered. And for this movie, the awful acting is the worst part. This role requires depth, most of all we hear in the book is Bella's inner thoughts. Complex character. I feel Kristen never acts well and she didn't in this either. As far as looks, Bella is to be plain, especially compared to Edward. Which I feel Kristen fits. But Jacob and Mike both like her as well, so I'd imaging her pretty, even though she is plain. From Stephanie Meyer, herself, the description is:



• very fair-skinned, with long, straight, dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes.


• Her face is heart-shaped—a wide forehead with a widow’s peak, large, wide-spaced eyes, prominent cheekbones, a thin nose and a narrow jaw with a pointed chin.


• Her lips are a little out of proportion, a bit too full for her jaw line.


• She’s slender but not at all muscular, and weighs about 115 pounds.


Now I can see how, on a very BASIC level they can pick Kristen, because she roughly fits this. But this is HOLLYWOOD. You have thousands if not millions for the budget and tons of people working on the cast and crew. You have hundreds of actors and actresses in town everyday looking for roles. I'm just saying you could have done better. Much better. I'm sure there is a great unknown out there. If not Kristen, even Alexis Bledel would have been a better choice. Better actress and better looks.

And finally:

Jacob Black:

I actually really like the guy who plays Jacob. Taylor Lautner has come a long way since he was Sharkboy. I think he is hot and a great actor. And no, I don't care how old..or young...he is lol. I think he was perfect in book one, and though he buffed up a lot *fans self* for book two, its just a lil hard for me to match the description in the book to Taylor. Before his transformation he is:



• 6'5


• He can be a mischievous teenager when he wants to be, but usually happy and grinning


• golden brown


• long and lean, but muscular



This one I'm not as adamant about, because as I said, I'm really enjoying Taylor being Jacob. But I think Steven Straight would be a HOT Jacob. Or part of the wolf pack as Sam. OOOO. Maybe if they give him a tan tho lol