Thursday, December 17, 2009

Talent Schmalent.

There are tons of worthless quasi-celebs out there. No real talent or purpose other than for our entertainment. And I'm okay with that. If we didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to make fun of their sex tapes, fake marriages, and general staged photo -ops.

But on the list of Celebs who "Are Famous for Jack Shit", Nicole Richie is by far my favorite. I'm not gonna front like I didn't have this hair cut. Where those pics are, I'll never know but it was bomb. And don't act like y'all didn't watch the simple life.

Let's see, simple life came on when I was like in 10th grade. I was like here is this light skinned chick, just like me. A mouth on her, just like me, and tons of cash, unlike me. Bitchin. You're my new best friend, call me every five minutes.

I almost wanted to go blonde for a minute. Almost. I've considered it a few times, but I dunno if I'm pale enough to pull that shit off. And for that kudos again, Nicole. Plus she totally lost it when she went off the drugs. Any bitch who flashes on the runway is alright with me.

Loves it.

2 tastes:

glitteryeyesxx said...

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Nicole Richie!

She's been on both ends of the spectrum, hard-core badass to classy, elegant mother. Can't hate on that! She's really an icon, in my opinion. :)

alababa said...

girl, thats what I'm saying....