There are tons of worthless quasi-celebs out there. No real talent or purpose other than for our entertainment. And I'm okay with that. If we didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to make fun of their sex tapes, fake marriages, and general staged photo -ops.
But on the list of Celebs who "Are Famous for Jack Shit", Nicole Richie is by far my favorite. I'm not gonna front like I didn't have this hair cut. Where those pics are, I'll never know but it was bomb. And don't act like y'all didn't watch the simple life.
I almost wanted to go blonde for a minute. Almost. I've considered it a few times, but I dunno if I'm pale enough to pull that shit off. And for that kudos again, Nicole. Plus she totally lost it when she went off the drugs. Any bitch who flashes on the runway is alright with me.