Thursday, October 29, 2009

Do Less.

So this is a phrase I use quite often...daily in fact. Multiple times a day. "Do Less". Its usually in accordance with "You're doing too much." When someone does too much. They're just out the box. Ridiculous. Either they're saying something or doing something totally unnecessary. Embarrassingly wrong. When that occurs, its your public duty too tell them that they are doing too much. And need to do less.

It all started when I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This scene was the start of it all.

Thus spawned "You're doing too much. Do Less."

How will you know if someone is doing too much? I have some examples that, once scene, will definitely clarify when Doing Less is necessary.

I hope this has been both educational and informative and that the next time someone is doing too much, look them dead in the eye and tell them, "DO LESS."

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sexy Sunday VI

I know I know. I've been wretched. I've been slacking on my Sexy Sundays. But have no fear. I am here with 10 minutes to spare on this lovely Sunday. With extra goodies.

Forgive me now?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Roasting the Beef! Pornstar Review #1: Jayden Jaymes

PORN. We've all seen it. Some of us hate it. Some of us love it. If you're like me, you think its hilarious. I've seen a few that had some pretty hot scenes in it, and when you're in the mood they may help get you over the edge, but overall they're funny as hell. I swear one time I saw this chick just slappin' one of her tits with this mean look on her face and I promise you she thought she was the sexiest thing ever. I on the other had, died laughing.

Men, I'm not hatin on yall. I know yall do it way more than we even realize. I'm just here to do an honest review. My predisposed biased-ness are pro- big boobs and enthusiasm, sue me. What issues matter to girls in porn? What matters to dudes? That's why my boo, herein known as Superman, and I will be giving you honest his and hers reviews of pornstars in the industry. You may like big booties, your friend may hate them and will tell you someone sucks, and bam before you know it you're missing out on you're could be-would be favorite performer. We only wanna help you

Our First Review isssssss....

Monday, October 19, 2009

All I Wanted

Favorite Song Of The Moment.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Girl! Why is Your Face Made of Plastic??

Fortunately I was blessed with luscious lips and have never had to go through the dramas of trying to get bee stung lips. I tried a lip plumper just to see what it does and holy hell does that shit burn. The whole reason lip plumpers work is that they're supposed to irritate the skin on the lips, causing it to swell, for that plumped look. I'll never play with that again. But I'm sure making your lips irritated to swell has to be better than what these tricks have done lol

First off, I have NEVER seen lip implants or Lip injections look good. But these women (and man) have taken it above and beyond. Please yall, don't ever get lip injections.


I bet she was pretty before the lips.

Whitney Port??

Thursday, October 15, 2009

What Kind of Boobs Are You?

Hmmm, I'd have to say I'm somewhere between Oranges and Block Busters.
What are you? What do you wish you were?

I wish I had epic boobs. Just look at the power. I mean mine are big, but I think that chick has me beat. They've served me well in life so far. Good 'ol Cocoa and Puff, left and right respectively. I love boobies. Ninnies. Chi Chis. Cha Chas. Call them what you will but all the women and my family have large ones, all atleast DD, so I just grew up expecting all boobs to be that way. One of my aunts got a reduction and I swear I lost a part of my childhood. When I lay on them, it just isn't the same. *tear*

What would you call these? Bee Stings? Whatever they are, they gimme the heebie jeebies.

...that just ain't right....ain't right at all...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I'm a Cougar

Sue me.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Disney Heroes Pt. II

After a commenter left the link to David Kawena, the Illustrator of the Disney Heroes, I decided to check it out again. Jackpot, he's got some new Disney Heroes drool over. Give it a look if you get the chance. He does other great artwork, but he can draw the hell out of these Disney Men. My faves this time around are John Henry and Tarzan's closeup. ;)

See the first half here.

UPDATE! AS OF 1/18/09: Prince Naveen and Narnian Princes

Prince Naveen from The Princess and The Frog

Prince Caspian and King Peter from The Chronicles of Narnia

Emperor Kuzco from the Emperors New Groove


Dr. Sweet from Atlantis

John Henry

Peter Pan

Prince Edward from Enchanted

Sitka from Brother Bear


Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean

Prince Adam aka the Beast from Beauty and the Beast

Troy Bolton from High School Musical

I'll pass on the Will Turner and Troy. Ick. AND Prince Edward. The chaps aren't gettin it for moi.