It's Sad When People Can't Recognize Sarcasm

OfficiallyBellaSwann

Um this sint funny because Bella DOES NOT gossip and talk like that and ur not nearly as cool as her either sorry

fateee95

BUUUHUU!
Go cry somewhere else...

IdaRuda

@OfficiallyBellaSwann Yeah, I mean COME ON Paperlilies! Don't you know Bella, don't you KNOW her?!! I'm close enough to this *intelligent character created by THE WOOOORLD BEST author (Stephenie <3<3).>

OfficiallyBellaSwann

@IdaRuda I know right! Bella rocks and I bet this wierdo in this vid has never even seen New Moon or Twilight!! Probably only the trailers! >:(

IdaRuda

You think she HASN'T??? SUCHS a weirdo. Like omg. *BEST MOVIES EVEEER!!

OfficiallyBellaSwann

Ugh I know!! And best books ever!! I mean ive seen New Moon 3 times and Twilight like oh geez 98,000? lolz

IdaRuda

LOLZ! I've seen New Moon EVERY showing since it came out, and I see Twilight EVERY day when I wake up. Like omg!

OfficiallyBellaSwann

lol same here! EVERY SHOWING!?!? omg thats like 9 times a day!

IdaRuda

YEAH I SWEEEAR! I'm dropping out of school after the holidays because I'm never gonna do anything else in MY LIFE than watch TWILIGHT!! Or I'll be as good of an actress as Kristen. No one can move their eyebrows and bite their lip like SHE CAN!! Like omg.

OMGOMGOMG! @PepperBabe, wanna be my frieeend?? If I get Edward I promise I'll give you Jacob!!!

OfficiallyBellaSwann

OME seriously!?!? WOWW!! lol i know Kristen rocks my socks!!

IdaRuda

No, I'm not serious. I'm sorry, this has been fun and all. But no, I do NOT like Twilight, Edward, Jacob or Bella. I do NOT want be like Kristen Stewart and the fact that anyone over the age of 12 considers her to be a good actress - with the potential to rock anyones socks - is astonishing.

Oh, and the horror, I haven't even seen New Moon.

OfficiallyBellaSwann

um okay..... why did you lie then??

IdaRuda

Simply because it was fun and I wanted to see if you would notice the sarcasm after writing "like omg" in four consecutive replies.

OfficiallyBellaSwann

oh and fyi im 13!! >:P

IdaRuda

That's what I mean with "over the age of 12".

OfficiallyBellaSwann

? Whatever wierdo

IdaRuda

Weirdo, huh? Your harsh words hurts my soul.

PepperBabe

OMG liek totaleh... liek, srsly? bella would *NEVAH* talk liek dat... i mehn... she doesnt even *BELIEVE* in teh internet... she's got sum srs vampire bzns to worry about... Paperlillies just doesnt know bella liek we do, OfficiallyBellaSwann! That's why edward's gonna luv us and not her.

OfficiallyBellaSwann

Lol yep!! Bella is fucking awsome and NOBODY makes fun of her *smiles*

Oh my heart aches for the youth of the world.

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Sexy Sunday XI

*sings* This shit's here for your entertainment. Yes, that's Adam Lambert attempting to look straight. He's not doing a bad job, but he could put a lil more passion in those ass grabs and nipple sucklins.

Ace Boon Coon

Your ace boon coons are the trillest friends you'll ever have, this Thanksgiving, be thankful for them. They're your best friends. It an old school colloquialism used by Black people amongst themselves, so you betta not let me catch you using it... just playin. Ace Boon Coons - Phony? They don't even know the meaning of the word. You can trust them with your deepest and darkest and they won't even bat at eye. They'll let you crash on their couch when your lady kicks you out. They'll help you key the car of the bastard who cheated on you. They're there to slash tires with you and defend you till the end.

Wait, scratch that last one.

Everybody needs at least one ace boon coon. I'm lucky enough to have five. Behold my ballin' beezies. We've got more wit and beauty in our little fingers than your entire body.








PHONY BALONEY



We all have em. The trick is knowing how to spot them.



Don't let this be you.

Sexy Sunday X(XX)

The 10th Sexy Sunday.
You Get 10 Sexy Entries.

Just Saw New Moon...

Even though this movie was directed better this time. I still stick by all my convictions about the plot and all its flaws.

But THIS is undeniable.

BUT this does NOT mean that I am going get a Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black tattoo. Its called good judgment people. Learn it.

O.M.G. WTF IS A TWIHARD TATTOO??

I will admit, being a long time fantasy lover and a Harry Potter fan, I did appreciate this Death Eater tattoo someone got a few years ago. It was cool because it was EXACTLY what was inked on the Death Eaters in the exact same spot on the arm so that it could be easily seen to identify other Death Eaters. But at the same time I did know that it was VERY Lame and would never do it no matter how much I loved the Harry Potter series. And I was a big time fan. Been there, read the books, actually CREATED my own role playing game around it. But that was actually a WELL WRITTEN, INTRICATE, and INTRIGUING book.

But these bitches have taken this too far. Twilight is a romance novel written in three months by a Mormon woman. The main female is a loner, decent looking female who moves in with her dad. She associates with people at school, but isn't really close to anyone. Very weak. She's not really funny, nor interesting, and has no real personality or even the will to live. The main male is also a loner, but seeing as he is a boy he is labeled "mysterious". He doesn't really date any of the girls in school and sticks to his family. With me so far? Good. The boy then saves the girls life. After a few days of off and on talking about how he can't figure her out and her smell intoxicates him, they decide that they are in love with each other and cannot be without the other.

Sounds like an unhealthy, but semi-standard overprotective teenage relationship right? Especially with the him telling her she's all that matters, can't live without her, and she is his LIFE. And her not feeling complete without him.

So why is this story interesting?

Because the author, if you want to call her that, decided to make the boy a vampire.

Wait a minute. Hold the phone. What? A vampire? Who cares if he is weird, he is a vampire! HOW SEXY. MMM can't you just imagine when you're making out getting nipped by the fangs....Wait. What did you say? He doesn't have fangs? Whoa that's kinda odd. I bet she can't wait for the evenings when they can be together though...Excuse me? WHAT? He doesn't sleep? He goes out in the sun without burning?? HE SPARKLES??? HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE. HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, HE'S A FAIRY.

And that is the whole gist of the story. Why oh why is this story popular at all??

I think that pretty much sums it up. They want to BE them. A lot of it has to do with the guy, Edward, cause he is "supposed" to be hot cuz all vampires are "supposed" to be beautiful and irresistable and all the girls caught up in the story of some "hot vampire with this plain girl" are gonna start seeing him as that. And that they can have a chance like that too someday and input themselves into a "romantic" scenario. And the main female, Bella, was designed/made/written whatever you want to call it to be empty so that she can be a shell. So that any girl can put themselves into the story. Even the author said that. She has no real personality, interests or strengths just a suit for any bland girl to put on so she can feel as if she's in Bella's shoes. So all these girls are imagining this vicarious lifestyle through her that some supposed hot vampire and romance will happen to them. Its basically a fan-fiction. A badly written fan-fiction.

But this. This has gotten out of control. Twihards are apparently die HARD TWIlight fans. And they want you to know it. My sister sent me one of these bad Twihard tattoos and I just had to share them. This makes me embarrassed and ashamed of my sex.

Better Not Catch One In Your Inbox

Have you guys actually ever been to emailsfromcrazypeople.com? I have wayyy to many daily links to check up on, but this one is always a guaranteed laugh. It just blows my mind how crazy some people can be. Or if their not crazy, that they they everyone and their mama cares about their problems.

I mean sure, I've got things I've wanted to get off my chest before, but this is off the wall. Check out a few of these favorites.