Ace Boon Coon

Your ace boon coons are the trillest friends you'll ever have, this Thanksgiving, be thankful for them. They're your best friends. It an old school colloquialism used by Black people amongst themselves, so you betta not let me catch you using it... just playin. Ace Boon Coons - Phony? They don't even know the meaning of the word. You can trust them with your deepest and darkest and they won't even bat at eye. They'll let you crash on their couch when your lady kicks you out. They'll help you key the car of the bastard who cheated on you. They're there to slash tires with you and defend you till the end.

Wait, scratch that last one.

Everybody needs at least one ace boon coon. I'm lucky enough to have five. Behold my ballin' beezies. We've got more wit and beauty in our little fingers than your entire body.








PHONY BALONEY



We all have em. The trick is knowing how to spot them.



Don't let this be you.