Sunday, January 31, 2010

Sexy Sunday XIX

Her body is So. Sick.
Loves it.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Team Edward.

The only Team Edward I'm on.

Thursday, January 28, 2010


I'd sure be trying too.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Dear Mimi

How do you handle being in an interracial relationship publicly?
Well I've been in an interracial relationship for 4 years and before that none of my other boyfriends have ever been the same race as me. It really shouldn't be a big deal but for some people it is. Race has never really bothered me because my family is Creole and we have so many different shades and colors between all of us.

I used to get so much flack for it though. I remember when I was in high school, this guy asked me out. I just wasn't interested in him. He then went off on me about how I was racist. My teacher actually had to stop class and we had a debate on the situation. Who you wish to date is just personal preference. I personally like all guys from skinny white guys like Adam Brody, beefcake caramel men like Vin diesel, to sexy deep chocolate Morris Chestnut. And underage Hispanic jailbait like Taylor Lautner. Just cause I like white guys too doesn’t mean I don't like any other guy or that I'm racist. Hell, if Tyrese walked up to me right now that would be a wrap. Sorry boyfriend.

You won’t only get flack from your own race. I cannot even tell you how many times white girls have come up to me saying stuff like I shouldn’t be with my man and that he should be with them instead. Well guess what? It’s been 4 years and he hasn't gone anywhere. This goes for all races. Love doesn’t see color and just cause you’re part of one race doesn't mean you have to feel limited to dating and befriending only them.

Basically, you just have to do you. As long as you're secure in your relationship that is all that matters. If someone doesn't like it I really don't care. As you can probably tell, I have no issue with saying who is attractive to me. I'll go on and on about it and rub it in their faces. If they don't like it they don't have to associate with me. If that’s not your style, all you can do is ignore them and live your life because its YOUR life. Then it will just rub salt in their wounds when they see that you’re happy and they’re not.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Arizona RAWalty | The Fresh Fiends

the fresh fiends
Twitter | TheFreshFiends
Website| The Fresh Fiends

Mimi: Age?

Shew: 27
Lady La.: Old enough to know what good music still sounds like & young enough to appreciate Crime Mob.
Miss Summer: Forever 21

Mimi: Dayjob?

Shew: I'm a FIEND 24/7
Lady La.: Professional FIEND, Part Time Sunn Dunn & Radio Personality.
Miss Summer: Full time FIEND.

Mimi: PC or MAC?

Shew: I'm a PC. I love my HP mini, it's super cute!
Lady La.: Pissed off Mac Owner.
Miss Summer: MAC simply because of the design. I know NOTHING about the technical differences between the two.

Mimi: Single or Taken?

Shew: I'm engaged to my boyfriend of 10 years.
Lady La.: Professionally Single.
Miss Summer: Boo'ed up.

Mimi: What's on your iPod right now?

Shew: Far East Movement - "Fly Like a G6"
Lady La.:Wu Tang - Magical Mystery Chambers
Miss Summer: The Rolling Stones/Black Crowes/Jay-Z

Mimi: What do you do for fun?

Shew: Dinners with my girlfriends are my favorite getaway
Lady La.: Paint. Travel to foreign countries. & throw shit away.
Miss Summer: On occasion, the girls and I will go to a nice dinner. Besides that I just stay at home, in bed. A LOT (WINK WINK).

Mimi: What is your hottest feature?

Shew: I like my clavicle.
Lady La.: My eyes. My face tells a lot, my eyes tell nothing.
Miss Summer: Some say it's my arms. But I kinda like my flat chest, it's pretty unassuming.

Mimi: Every girl should have_______.

Shew: A classic red nail polish.
Lady La.: a secret.
Miss Summer: Plan B. The birth control AND the literal term. An escape route, I should say.

Mimi: What is sexy to you?

Shew: Someone who can make you laugh. Oh and a nice smile :)
Lady La.: The Rock. Dwayne Johnson. ps! I'm Team Jacob.
Miss Summer: Quick wit.

Mimi: What do you keep in your car trunk?

Shew: To be honest, it's empty. I'm a tad OCD and I clean my car out daily.
Lady La.: bullets & a yoga mat.
Miss Summer: Clothes mostly. And this tool that rips up tile that could easily be used as a weapon.

Mimi: Guiltiest pleasure?
Shew: My favorite online guilty pleasure is theboobs. It's quite naughty and I'm not ashamed to say I'm a frequent lurker.
Lady La.: I used it to buy a mannequin.
Miss Summer:Stalking...oops I meant RESEARCHING.

Mimi: When do you feel your sexiest?
Shew: Fresh out the shower, lotion applied, and under the sheets.
Lady La.: naked.
Miss Summer: After my 3rd Jack and Coke.

Mimi: Any names for your favorite body parts?

Shew: lol no.
Lady La.: ...
Miss Summer: An ex called my private part, "Martha". WEIRD but true.

Mimi: Lights on or off?

Shew: Lights off and candles please ;)
Lady La.: ON.
Miss Summer: Both. There's just something sexy about complete darkness. Maybe it's the fantasy of anonymity?

Mimi: If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Shew: Steal from the rich and give to the poor.
Lady La.: tell people how I REALLY feel.
Miss Summer: Shoplift at Patricia Field.

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Sexy Sunday XVIII

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

200th Follower Giveaway!

1. You must be a follower of my blog, Taste Of A Poison Paradise. You are able to follow with Aim, Twitter or even just a Gmail account. You don't have to have a blog to follow.

2. Comment this entry saying "Mimilainna".

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This giveaway will close on Sunday, February, 14th. Valentine's Day.
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Hardcore Shakespeare

Ink to paper is thoughtful
Ink to flesh, hard-core.
If Shakespeare were a tattooist
We'd appreciate body art more.
~Carrie Latet

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Georgia RAWalty | Corey


Twitter | Corey Reese
Corey Reese

PC or MAC?

I use PC but everyone claims mac is so better, but have yet to show me lol.

Single or Taken?

I'm actually dating a wonderful, loving, beautiful, lovely young lady.

What do you do for fun?

I'm a real home body, but love spending time with the family, going out to eat, playing pool, and watching CSI Miami on A&E.

What is your hottest feature?

Abs. Never knew the effect great abs had on women lol.

Every girl should have_______.

A vision. If you don't have one, it's easy to get caught up doing things that's not important. Having vision allows you to keep your goals in perspective and continue to reach for the top. Grinding every day, making the most out of every situation.

What is sexy to you?

I love a hot independent woman. Someone that know what she wants and making things happen for herself. I'm also a sucker for heels, summer dresses, and a nice shape!!

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Most of my photography equipment, camera, lights etc.

When do you feel your sexiest?
I would have to say when I'm working being creative. When I pick up the camera and shooting my models, I'm in another world zoned out. I'm been told, nothing like a hot photographer at work!

Lights on or off?

That really doesn't matter to me. It's been times in the middle of the day when things got heated. You see everything, every motion, every curve, every bite of the lip etc lol.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Get one of my loved ones out of the Justice system.

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It's Hot Now, But In 50 years...

It will still be badass.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Georgia RAWalty | Brook

brook lynn carter

Blog| Absolute Brook

PC or MAC?

PC. Macs are for aesthetics.

Single or Taken?

On the record, I'm single.

What do you do for fun?

Eat. It's a comfort thing.

What is your hottest feature?

My hips. They're forty something inches.

Every girl should have_______.

Sex. Treat yourself. :o)

What is sexy to you?

Smarts. Teach me something.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Paper towels, a spare tire, and a spare pair of stripper shoes.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Porn. I watch it sometimes. It's a form of current events for me.

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I'm drunk.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

No, I don't favor pet names.

Lights on or off?

Not off, I like a dim light. Enough light to see what's going on, but not SO much light that it feels like we're sexing on aisle 5 in Wal-mart.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I'd be a stripper. All over again. The only real negative gravitational the judgment.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sexy Sunday XVII

Classy. Ladies.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Jersey Shore: Elementary Edition

OMG you guys could it get any better!...Or worse? I don't know, but whoever thought of this is a certified GENIUS. These baby guidos and guidettes are perfection. Baby Ronnie and his juicebox. Mini JWOWWW - ready to cut a chick over a snack pack. Baby Snooks and her white hair clip! You guys I'm dying. Ronnie and Paulie D JR. is my fave.

"It's important to hit the gym hard everyday. C'mon, bro. One more, bro!"


shout out to caitisings for brining this to my attention

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Life Goal #1

Someday, I'll have that exact same outfit.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

California RAWalty | Eugene

Facebook| Eugene

PC or MAC?


Single or Taken?

Recently single; girls don't know what they have.

What do you do for fun?

I love hiking, snowboarding, playing volleyball, camping trips, beach days, flirting in the bar and sex.

What is your hottest feature?

I've been told it's my smile and second the way i fit my shirts.

Every man should have_______.


What is sexy to you?

A woman who's in shape, sex legs, beautiful ass, gorgeous smile, with goals and doesn't know she's sexy.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

A longboard...You never know.

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Porn. Gotta relieve some stress sometimes.

When do you feel your sexiest?

When I'm in uniform out in town, girls love sailors.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Don't have any.

Lights on or off?

Always on but dim, with mirrors. I love watching.

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Have a different girlfriend for each day of the week.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Play On Playa, But You Ain't Playin Me

Last night i had a dream I was dating Steven Straight. But he was Steven playing the role of Warren Peace from Sky High. I was about to leave for vacation and I went to go see him at the local Sonic. I brought him a going away present, said I'd miss him, and asked if he missed me. He said, "Nah, you know I'mma player babe." I said ok took my shit, hopped out the car and left.

I woke up shocked as hell, because not only has that not happened to me, it NEVER WOULD happen to me. I don't go see men and I do not give them presents. But more importantly, I have never been into or hung up on a man who wasn't into me. Ever, I'm just not hardwired that way, baby. I will never hound a man, call his ass up all the time. If I'm slightly interested and you're not, I forget you and move a long.

Ladies. Come on now. There are few things I can't stand more that seeing a Desperate Debbie. I'm not gonna get into the whole "you're worth better, be classy" shit. Cause some of you aren't. But you can at least ACT like you are. Chivalry ain't dead, but many women worthy of it are. I mean DAMN, don't you ever let me see you bringing a nigga anything. Don't be throwin' your pussy into any guys face, either. Especially one that isn't into you. That's what gets me, I don't get that shit at all. You don't even like me and you think we're gonna BONE. Get the fuck outta here.

You give a man the chance to fuck, he will always fuck. 10 times out of 10. 100% of the time. Every day. Anywhere. He will fuck whatever lets him fuck. You're interchangeable, honey. He doesn't care who you are. So long as you let him smash.

I know I know, you really like that dude, you think fuckin is gonna get you somewhere. Nope. The rules of dating are as follows. One must not like the other party more than the other party likes them. Each party must move with synchronization.

You have to slowly match each other till you reach the middle and then once you're both head over heels for each other, its all good. If you don't, this is what happens.

Girls, you'll be all hung up and sprung and be trying to do everything but wipe this dudes ass for a little attention. But to the guy you're only good for three things. Sex. Food. Place to Stay. You're already giving him everything he wants. Why should he take the time and get to know you? And once you're there, the harder it'll be for them to ever look at you different. Once a pushover always a pushover.

Dudes, don't think I'm not talking to you too. They always say nice guys finish last because nice guys don't make moves. The fact is no one likes someone all over them from jump. You give off that crazy stalker vibe.

Men, girls will use you for your money and use you to make the men they're really interested in jealous. Girls are players too. Keep that in mind. Here are some closing words from out guest editor, Erica.

There's one thing that has always amazed me about men. I've always understood the player type: you can usually spot them easily and they've pretty much been upfront about their intentions ...but... the one's that don't THINK they're a player but do the SAME shit, that's who I have the real problems with. Men try to play dumb. They play like they don't know that they're doing stupid shit, or that they just didn't realize what was going on. They knew. Men lie. They may not be very good at it, but they do. What amazes me is that they really try to play stupid. I'm like, "HELLO?! *waves frantically* I KNOW you know what you just did was retarded? You didn't catch that yourself? C'mon son. Really?"

Sirs, remember basic shit: (1) break up with her if you don't like her (2) if you're just trying to keep your dick wet, say so... most of us [women] will/would respect you for being honest (3) don't try to be something you're not [specifically if you're a good guy, don't go trying to be a playa because you think it's the new hotness and it's what cool kids do... well it's not, so we off that.]

So... if you do player shit and you think you're a good guy, no. Stop trying to be a gazelle when you're a tiger. That is all folks. Carry on.

Over and Out

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Sexy Sunday XVI

Buns Of Steel.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Bang, Boot, or Marry Vol. IV

My Choices:

Bang: Pauly D
Boot: Mike
Marry: Ronnie

Aight so, I'd marry Ronnie since he seems to be the only one capable enough and willing tohave a relationship. Plus I dig his size. I could marry a bone crusher. Pauly D...ehh...Bang only cause I wanna see that piercing he has. It takes a bold man to get a Prince Albert piercing. And lastly, Squidward Mike. The situation just does not get it for me, one he was being a lil beyotch when Sammi chose someone else, two his head is wayyyy to small for his body.

What are your choices and reasons why?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Poison RAWalty | Est. 2010

Raw. Royalty. RAWalty.
The ridiculously attractive. The high society of hot. Pure and simple sexy. Some people look so good they have to be recognized. And I think I'm the perfect one to do it. What can I say, I love the sexy.

So what is this, you may ask? Mimilainna is on the hunt. Prowling and sifting through the rubble of the interwebs and finding delicious people by state. Let's see just which state has the most gorgeous people. There may be more people from one state than others. Maybe all the good lookin' ones are hard to find and I lookin' in all the wrong places. Contrary to popular belief, I am not all seeing, I'm gonna miss someone. That's where you come in. You wanna rep your state? You wanna see whose got the best of the best? Keep in mind there is more than one type of sexy out there, people. Know a hottie? Nominate them. There's a handy little form right over there *points left to the sidebar* Nominate Your State. You don't want to be the reason Wyoming isn't up here, right?
Didn't think so.

Model Mayhem| Justin Barringer

Day Job?

I’ve actually been employed at Abercrombie & Fitch since I was 18. It’s a very fun job because of the people you get work with, plus it’s very easy to transfer to another store in whichever city I’m living in for modeling.

PC or MAC?

TV :) .. haha nah, I’d have to say PC, considering that’s what I own. Maybe if I had a MAC I’d like it better, but I have a PC.

Single or Taken?

Single. I’m not against the thought of being taken, but I’m only in one place for a few months at a time, so it really wouldn’t be fair to either person if I actually dated someone.

What is your hottest feature?

Eh, good question. I get a lot of compliments on different features and it gets old after awhile, so I would have to say my personality. I’m very laid back and outgoing at the same time, always looking at the brighter side of things and picking with people. My personality seems to compliment all of my physical attributes.

What do you do for fun?

Many things. My sister and I are very close and we usually do a lot of things together. We rent a lot of movies, play video games, draw things, listen to music, and make each other laugh. I used to race motocross before I started modeling and that was so much fun, but since I had to stop doing that I’ve picked up snowboarding, long boarding, and anything else that briefly get’s my adrenalin going haha...

Every man should have_______.

A strong faith, a drive to be successful, and the gumption to pursue the woman he wants.

What is sexy to you?

It’s extremely sexy to me when a girl is out somewhere with no makeup on, wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, and has a look of confidence about her because she knows she’s sexy anytime, anywhere, and under any circumstance.

What do you keep in your car trunk?

Space, haha.. I don’t usually keep anything in my trunk unless I’m traveling. Everything I keep in my car stays up in front within reaching distance. Those things would be pens, paper, cd’s, tag body spray, glasses, condoms, gum, and maybe a blanket. I don’t always intend on using the condoms just because they are there, but as they say, “it’s better to have a condom and not need it, then need one and not have it”. Oh, I also keep a big Crocodile Dundee knife in my car just in case someone tries to mug me lol..

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

Hahaha, typing “dirty stories” for certain people. I have this unusual talent for writing what I like to call “passion poetry”.

When do you feel your sexiest?

Truthfully, I feel sexiest in the middle of sex. I’m not very promiscuous, and fortunately I can still count the number of girls I’ve slept with on just one hand. However, I know my body very well, and I’m very good at what I do with it. During sex, you are giving every bit of yourself to the other person, you essentially allow them to become a part of you for however long that amount of time is. A girl trusting herself to me to bring her mentally and physically into ecstasy, this is what makes me feel sexiest.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

Hmm, not really. One of my best friends and I back in high school used to have a “code” word for certain parts. It was “duh duh duh”, but you say it really fast. It’s very funny when used, “dude, she reached down and touched my duh-duh-duh and my parents were right there!” haha that’s one of the ways we used that expression. It also worked when we talked about girls’ body parts. Let me make one thing clear, I have a lot of respect for women to whom respect is owed, so I do not use the term “duh-duh-duh” loosely. Hahaha

Lights on or off?

Different people prefer different things. I’d say try one session with lights on, then one session lights off and continue that pattern until a preference is decided haha. But, to be honest, it really doesn’t matter whether the lights are on or off if you’re fully invested into what you are doing, passion tends to take control..

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

Wow, too many things I would want to do. Haha, I’d probably start with making right all the injustices ever done to my family, then I’d rid the government of all the corrupted politicians and replace them with real everyday people who truly care about our nation and the future generations that will inherit it. Oh, I would definitely hop the rope at one of the red carpet events, go up to Angelina Jolie, and give her a big wet one ;)

Twitter | GrecianBarbie

PC or MAC?


Single or Taken?

Taken. I'm in a long term relationship with an old white man named Benjamin Franklin. He treats me very well. =)

What is your hottest feature?

The angelic side of me wants to say my eyes. I've gotten compliments on them since I was a baby. Greek people tend to have dark brown eyes, but mine came out a bluish/grey shade for whatever reason. And the devilish side of me would say my gluteus maximus. I've been getting compliments on it since puberty. Greek women are naturally very curvy. It definitely pays to be exotic in 2010. ;-)

What do you do for fun?

I'm pretty boring, actually. I'm from a traditional Greek family and Greek people are very family oriented. If you've ever seen the movie, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", that’s us - big, fat, and Greek. So I’m with them a lot. Outside of my family, when I’m with friends we do the normal things – shop, go out to eat, travel and just be silly. If and when I ever catch a moment to myself I like to study my craft, research new make up products/lines, read beauty magazines, and watch movies. But by far, my most favorite thing to do in the entire world is to EAT. I'm the biggest fat ass you will ever meet. I even coined the phrase "food over everything" on twitter (#FOE). It’s really sinful how much I eat. One day I know that I'm going to have to put out an Amber Alert for my waist line. She is BOUND to go missing.

Every girl should have_______.

A beauty routine. It’s a proven fact that when you look good, you feel good. A person's entire demeanor and their attitude about themselves and how they feel about their place in the world, can change with a simple tweak or adjustment of their appearance. Because my job requires me to be "dolled up" all of the time, on my days off I don't even wear make up but I do perform a skin care regimen every morning and night, without fail. Every woman deserves to feel good about herself and her appearance. So whether its a manicure, a pedicure, a little lip gloss, some blush, a skin regimen, or a warm bubble bath - every woman should set aside at least 10 minutes a day to do whatever makes her feel beautiful. People treat you how you treat yourself. If look and feel good, you are treated well. Trust me!

What is sexy to you?

A silent confidence. Nothing is more of a turn off to me than a blatantly arrogant and conceited man. It’s ok to be funny and joke about it sometimes, I get that but some of these men out here really are convinced that they’re pretty AND they even have an attitude about it! I don't care for that trait in men or women, but it’s particularly unattractive to me in the male species. I have met men before who are physically gorgeous but the moment that they open their mouth and have to tell me all about how nice they look or whatever they have, then it’s a wrap. Looks are not everything. Oh and a sense of humor never hurts. It can make even the most attractively challenged person, cute!

What do you keep in your car trunk?

That is a good question. I'm rarely in my own car. I'm surprised that I even know how to start it. I detest driving, with a passion. I always have. My grandmother came to America from Greece when she was very young and never obtained her driver's license. My grandfather always took her wherever she needed to go. She lived to be 89 and never drove a day in her life. I wish I could be like her in that way. *sighs*

Naughtiest thing you've used the net for?

I don't do ho shit on the internet. There is no privacy online or anywhere for that matter these days. It’s actually very scary. I like to keep some things private - my sex life being one of them.

When do you feel your sexiest?

Surprisingly for someone who works in the beauty industry and who was nicknamed "Grecian Barbie" in my teens for always having a thing for fashion and being glammed up, I honestly feel my sexiest late at night after a shower or bubble bath. Preferably around 4 or 5 AM, while everyone else in the world is asleep. Wet hair, no make up, no superfluous clothing, jewelry, etc. - just me. That is truly when I feel the most in tune with myself; therefore that’s when I feel the sexiest.

Any names for your favorite body parts?

No. That’s kind of corny to me. Although I guess my butt could have its own name. She gets enough attention of her own at times, almost like she has taken on her own identity, separate from the rest of me. LOL …bitch.

Lights on or off?

Off - and not because I am ashamed of my body or anything like that, but bright lights are just
not sexy. I'm sorry. Nobody looks good in loud, fluorescent lighting. I prefer soft lighting, like maybe a lamp somewhere in the room or candles perhaps. It’s all about the ambiance. ;-)

If you could do one thing in the world and have no repercussions, what would it be?

I think I would treat the entire mall or one of my favorite boutiques as if it were my own, personal closet. Meaning I could just walk into any store in the mall, pick out a dress, some shoes, a bag and some accessories and go to a party or an event and then just return them the next day. I know that some people are bootleg and attempt to do that anyways, but I would be able to cut the tags off and STILL return them, LOL. You'd never have to repeat the same outfit twice in your life. Now THAT would be some real "Barbie Doll" shit.

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